Funny sayings on baby clothes

[aimee-lou]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

I saw one a bit similar but I thought it was better put.. it said

'All Mummy wanted was a back-rub.'

 

[xBlackBeautyx]

OMG they are soooo funny!

 

[aimee-lou]

My hubby has a thing about getting band-related items. I have a list of bands he needs me to buy items for but I said I would get the basics first (which are all taken care of). I have to find, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, all sorts....and you can get them all which is even funnier!!

I have bought a pack of sleepsuits that say 'My Daddy Rocks' and 'My Mummy is Yummy' too.

 

[minnie83]

I saw a t-shirt with Mr T on it saying "I ain't drinking no milk!"

 

[lindypops]

'If you think i'm cute you should see mummy'!

 

[Bunnipowder]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

OMG I think my eyes would pop out of my head if I saw a baby wearing that

 

[steph1505]

I got one that says 'Dude, your girlfriend keeps checking me out!'

I absolutely have to have the 'I made a twosie in my onesie'!!

Im off to search for it online!!

 

[JayleighAnn]

We've got:

I'm as yummy as my mummy
My daddy is a dishy daddy

 

[ellie]

heheh
i saw one that said "if you think I'm cute you should see my dad" - almost bought it for my friend but thought better of it

 

[Sarahkka]

Has anyone seen the one with the classic Dirty Dancing quote:
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"?
I almost got that one!

 

[Decosta1228]

As a martial artist fan - I've seen on that says

From the cradle to the cage

 

[Oushka]

My favourite was a onesie which read 'mines a bottle of house white'
OH said he will get it for us, I love my wine...

Also, BA BY in the ac/dc style and My Daddy My Hero

 

[Kim T]

I have:
'Lock up your daughters'
'Got wind'
'Id rather be naked'
One which has the Mini logo on it that says 'Mini Pooper'
One which has an iPod on it that says 'iPood'

 

[tasha41]

I bought "Queen of the Crib" at the Square One Meet,

I also have "If U Think I'm Yummy U Should C My Mummy"...

and "I drink til I pass out".

I want the "iPood" onesie!!

 

[Dukechick]

We have a bib that says:

"What happens at Grandma's, stays at Grandma's" lol...

 

[Kim T]

I want the "iPood" onesie!!

I got mine at Whistler... BUT im pretty sure that ive seen them on the internet.
Had a quick google and found an identical one but with pink writing, which would be perfect for Elyse... https://www.snugglebugz.ca/product.php?productid=17688&cat=0&page=1#tabs

 

[amyblackstone]

OMG sooo funny!

I saw one that says "Baby's day out"

 

[kitty_kitty]

My hubby has a thing about getting band-related items. I have a list of bands he needs me to buy items for but I said I would get the basics first (which are all taken care of). I have to find, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, all sorts....and you can get them all which is even funnier!!

I have bought a pack of sleepsuits that say 'My Daddy Rocks' and 'My Mummy is Yummy' too.

I got my OH a Run DMC (one of his favourite bands) t shirt for the baby from Amplified he loves it. Once the baby has worn it he will be frame it for his studio

 

[aimee-lou]

Hubby found this yesterday!

https://shop.cafepress.co.uk/baby

Also, he found a t-shirt that he is going to get if we have a girl....'Guns don't kill people, Dads with pretty daughters do!'

 

[Cara x]

My OH saw this tshirt and had to have it despite the fact that its blue and we're on team yellow So I got him it as a gift for 'fathers day', it was only £1!

It has an arrow pointing upwards and says 'This way up'

He seems to find it hilarious