Well, since we're going down this road...a few months ago DH and I decided to DTD while DD was upstairs taking a shower and we forgot to put Porkchop in his crate. Suffice to say, DH ended up getting humped by the dog while he was humping me, lol.
smiley is not even CLOSE to how hard I'm laughing right now!!!! 
Well, since we're going down this road...a few months ago DH and I decided to DTD while DD was upstairs taking a shower and we forgot to put Porkchop in his crate. Suffice to say, DH ended up getting humped by the dog while he was humping me, lol.
Honestly, even the
We were trying toa few months ago (back in the good ol' days where sex was purely recreational rather than procreational) and I didn't want to do it in front of my dog so we'd shut the bedroom door - cue a frenzy of howling, barking and door scratching until the door was opened
Well, since we're going down this road...a few months ago DH and I decided to DTD while DD was upstairs taking a shower and we forgot to put Porkchop in his crate. Suffice to say, DH ended up getting humped by the dog while he was humping me, lol.
He really needs to get species specific with his humping he gives us such a look and I said to DH one day I wouldn't be shocked to see him hold a score card up 
OMG Porkie
My eldest cat will sit on the roof of his cat house which is in the bedroom and when DH & I have finished
!!OMG Porkie
My eldest cat will sit on the roof of his cat house which is in the bedroom and when DH & I have finished
Macwooly, your cat and Dachs' Porkchop have SO made me laugh
So now....we crank up the music volume and I hope they can't hear us....They make me feel like I am doing something naughy.....looking all smug and judgemental at the door....
We have to make sure 6 lb Alley Cat is outside before DTD.....
She will scratch at the door until we let her in....and once we do, she will attack DH until he gets off me....I am talking jumping on his back and digging in her claws and making awful sounds until he stops....I think she thinks I'm her bitch....
DH gets so angry and says it hurts like hell....and he gets even angrier when I laugh....but she is just a cute and tiny little thing....how much could she hurt him?
Fabio and Lola are usually just laying at the bedroom door waiting for it to open....It kind of annoys me that they always are there listening....
Barney started licking DH's ass last night! Lol
We have to make sure 6 lb Alley Cat is outside before DTD.....
She will scratch at the door until we let her in....and once we do, she will attack DH until he gets off me....I am talking jumping on his back and digging in her claws and making awful sounds until he stops....I think she thinks I'm her bitch....
DH gets so angry and says it hurts like hell....and he gets even angrier when I laugh....but she is just a cute and tiny little thing....how much could she hurt him?
Fabio and Lola are usually just laying at the bedroom door waiting for it to open....It kind of annoys me that they always are there listening....
We have to make sure 6 lb Alley Cat is outside before DTD.....
She will scratch at the door until we let her in....and once we do, she will attack DH until he gets off me....I am talking jumping on his back and digging in her claws and making awful sounds until he stops....I think she thinks I'm her bitch....
DH gets so angry and says it hurts like hell....and he gets even angrier when I laugh....but she is just a cute and tiny little thing....how much could she hurt him?
Fabio and Lola are usually just laying at the bedroom door waiting for it to open....It kind of annoys me that they always are there listening....
We have to make sure 6 lb Alley Cat is outside before DTD.....
She will scratch at the door until we let her in....and once we do, she will attack DH until he gets off me....I am talking jumping on his back and digging in her claws and making awful sounds until he stops....I think she thinks I'm her bitch....
DH gets so angry and says it hurts like hell....and he gets even angrier when I laugh....but she is just a cute and tiny little thing....how much could she hurt him?
Fabio and Lola are usually just laying at the bedroom door waiting for it to open....It kind of annoys me that they always are there listening....
So how many of you leave the room or come downstairs after getting jiggy with it and having showered just for your dogs to stick their noses into your crotch and then into your DH's crotch and then look confused?
Maybe it's just my dogs are they are taller than doxies
