. I hate his dad but I like how the iron islands have an independence to them and are kind of left alone.
Yeah the dad isn't that likeable and neither is the Damphair (the man who blessed Theon in season 2) in the books you find he's extremely passionate about his drowned god that he pretty much despises everyone who doesn't follow him.Jary - I would also go to Kings Landing, seems the most safe right now
I'm baaaack!!
Re: Jary's question:
My answer is Qarth! Since its been sacked anyway- the douche bags are gone, and it had quite nice scenery
But I don't think that's westeros so it doesn't count. So I'll say: catch up with Sam and get a few of those obsidian daggers off him, then live off the land up north
Anywhere Joffrey is = unsafe! Lol.
It's a tough question. I think I would band together with Theon's sister
BUT I don't think I'd want to be fighting along side Yara, I think I'd want to be queen of the Iron Islands. I'd dress is leather and let Theon go and fight his battles and sleep with random women as long as I didn't know about it and as long as he brought me really nice gifts. Sounds great.
but I'm so far removed from girly (I'm surprised I managed to produce a female offspring!) and I'm not the cunning type so the politics &backstabbing of king's landing really wouldn't suit me. I'd have a utility belt for my knives, axe &sword. Build a tree house to give me a good view of oncoming white walkers, and keep a few horses as my escape option. And if I saw John snow I'd see if he fancied hooking up I'd defo let Arya be my killer little adopted sis too!
You have no idea how much I want to go to a throne con! Bloomin' expensive tho
If I brought LO I'd dress her up as a dragon
She's got very blonde hair that is curly/wavy which we managed to plait today... And she's prone to giving contemptuous glares regularly.... She is SO not like her mother! 
ill even do the little scar across his nose.
