How to pick out the perfect outfit

[brownhairedmom]

The mathematical formula for creating the ideal outfit:

time of day
+ time of month
+ season
- what the other women at work wore yesterday
+ what you favorite fashion magazine proclaimed was the hottest trend
x how you feel today
+ how you want others to thing you feel today
x where you're going
+ how long
x who you want to wish they were you
+ how much you want them to wonder how you could afford what you're wearing
- how much time you have to actually think about what you want to wear after you finish complaining about how few clothes you have
- the time you spend wondering how just last week you were a size less and today you can't get single leg into those new pants
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= The perfect outfit for the next eight hours!

 

[nataliecn]

and that right there is exactly why i don't bother searching for the perfect outfit.... lol

 

[princess_bump]

so true!

 

[mom-on-8/2009]

oh dear