Well I'm back, tucked up in bed in my jammies with a Costa mint hot chocolate and a chocolate twist.
And actually the HSG wasn't THAT bad....
When we got there I was called through pretty much straight away. I had to get nekkid from the waist down and put on a fetching backless gown. Swit swoo....
Then I was taken into the xray suite by 2 nurses and made to sit and wait for the doctor (a lady) whilst staring at the terrifying array of machinery in front of me. One of the nurses had a comforting chat with me (some women don't feel anything. But for others, it's agony!) which reduced me to tears (which I managed to hide thankfully or I would have been mortified!)
Then doc comes in, explains what she's going to do and gets me onto the bed (head in the middle, arse hanging off the end, as per) and sets up her instruments of medievil torture and aligns the xray thingy.
Then its feet up and together, drop your knees time. Speculum in (credit where its due, she was a master with the speculum, not a single twinge) then she passes the tube in. Now I'm not going lie to you ladies, it did pinch! But it was quick and not unbearable. But it was a weird, sharp, tugging feeling. But it was 10 seconds max - although i did yelp in discomfort a couple of times! Then they inject the dye. Again, this hurts a bit. It's like sharp pmt cramps - like when youre about to get a surge of af - but again it doesn't last long, about 30 seconds. While it's going in I was watching it on the telly screen which was pretty fascinating and the good news is one of my tubes is definately not blocked - there was an immediate gush of dye through it straight to the ovary. The other one I'm not so sure but the ovary lit up. I just didn't see it go through the tube. But even so - one clear tube is good! Just hope its not the one leading to my dodgy ovary....
Am tucked in bed now with mild stomach cramps and feeling a bit giddy but generally ok. Nise, it's nothing to worry about if you get sent for one, just like a short, bad period. Apparently my reaction is as bad as it gets so there you go.