I can't wipe my own ass anymore

[lillylollypop]

Just putting it out there. I hope im not alone. Its all very sad and depressing.... 35 weeks... It's going to get worse, isn't it?

 

[kel21]

Oh my! I read that title and just busted out laughing! Thank you I am sorry you can't wipe your butt though. Hope you are not offended that i find your title amusing!

 

[sprite30]

Ha I laughed out loud at this....I was just thinking to myself today wow this is getting difficult LOL the joys of pregnancy

 

[sg0720]

I laughed at this as well because I told my husband this too it's getting really hard to wipe my butt lol

 

[lillylollypop]

It's meant to be a funny At this point all I can do is laugh. Nothings working right anymore and I need to keep my spirits up lol

 

[sg0720]

Lol I can't paint my toes any more regularly so I had to sit on the toilet with my legs like a butterfly to do it and was still out of breath LOL

 

[sprite30]

Ha this thread has made me think of all the things I can't do anymore.

Def can't shave legs or cut toe nails. Was super hard to wash my feet in the shower last night lol it was comical.

 

[sg0720]

Lol how about trying to make the bed when I'm done I feel like I ran a marathon darn near out of breath lol

 

[Elsa50501]

Ha this thread has made me think of all the things I can't do anymore.

Def can't shave legs or cut toe nails. Was super hard to wash my feet in the shower last night lol it was comical.

I keep a net sponge on the floor and squirt body wash on it then scrub my feet on it lol.

The struggle is real, as they say .

 

[lillylollypop]

Shaving of the lady bits.... I'm scared for my midwives. I plan on getting them a gift basket of sorts for taking one for the team.

 

[sg0720]

Shaving of the lady bits.... I'm scared for my midwives. I plan on getting them a gift basket of sorts for taking one for the team.

Lmao I do it blindly for that reason I feel n shave feel n shave lol

 

[cncem]

Oh hunny, I have the same problem with the ass wiping, I have to come at it from behind with a baby wipe so I know I won't miss anything, lol. I was talking to my husband and I told him he'd have to shave my "lady garden" for me as I can't see it and he busted out laughing. He'd never heard of lady bits being called a lady garden. I heard someone say it on here and sounds much nicer than vag or snatch, lol .

 

[lillylollypop]

Oh, I'm still trying to shave. But its a hack job. I can still shave my legs just fine, its just the bits. My OH hasn't said anything yet... He knows not to poke the bear.

 

[cncem]

Lol I can't paint my toes any more regularly so I had to sit on the toilet with my legs like a butterfly to do it and was still out of breath LOL

Oh I stopped painting my toes a long time ago, lol. St Ives makes this wonderful spray on lotion that I use on my lower legs, you just spray it on and it soaks in, easy peesy. Now if they only made spray on toenail polish I'd be good to go,

 

[StarBrites]

Hahaha. It's been so difficult for me to reach around and wipe myself for months.

 

[bumpbear]

Huh? Why? I don't understand? Is it back pain or something? I am thoroughly confused. This hasn't happened to me in either pregnancy (I am 37+3 with 2nd at the mo).

 

[lillylollypop]

Huh? Why? I don't understand? Is it back pain or something? I am thoroughly confused. This hasn't happened to me in either pregnancy (I am 37+3 with 2nd at the mo).

Theres a kid in my ribs lol Its hard to parallel park too. I don't have much padding, its all baby. I can't hunch over either. She just gets in the way.

 

[StarBrites]

No pain for me, I'm just not flexible enough with a baby in my belly.

 

[sprite30]

Oh, I'm still trying to shave. But its a hack job. I can still shave my legs just fine, its just the bits. My OH hasn't said anything yet... He knows not to poke the bear.

I bought these bikini razors made by noxzema, they have a little guard on them so it doesn't actually touch your skin so it's impossible to cut yourself. it's awkward using it blindly, but it works perfect. Dh would be of no help to me if I asked him to do it. He'd probably scare me more then it's worth lol

 

[SoBlessedMama]

Lol I love this thread! Some of these I can definitely relate to, and every one has made me laugh!

I hope at the very least that you all also look like a beached whale flopping around trying to get out of bed, right?