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I'm doing that thing again.
If you use the pull out method as your source of birth control, you know what I'm talking about.
That thing you do every couple months when you think your period is late.
Did he not pull out in time?
Did we keep "going at it" after he "finished"? I can't remember.
When did I ovulate? I didn't write it down...am I late?
And then there is the over-analyzation of your every body function and every twitch of your reproductive organs.
I've been cramping like I'm on my period for days but it's not here...am I pregnant?
My cervix isn't *that* low right now...is my period coming?
My boobs feel fine, but they usually hurt...I remember that happened with the first kid...
I'm out of tests. Should I buy a test or wait a few more days?
And that, my friends, is where I'm at right now. But you know, you all know, the second I buy that test--the very second I leave the check out line--all hell will break loose and my underpants will look like my vagina has decided to reenact avery gory scene from Kill Bill all at once.
I do believe I may be late, but I can't be certain...because even though every month I tell myself I should write it down, I don't. But sometimes making a big deal about it (like announcing it on baby centric public forums) entices that os to loosen up and let things flow...so we'll see if this works.
If not, I'll definitely be running to the closest pee stick store tomorrow.
If you use the pull out method as your source of birth control, you know what I'm talking about.
That thing you do every couple months when you think your period is late.
Did he not pull out in time?
Did we keep "going at it" after he "finished"? I can't remember.
When did I ovulate? I didn't write it down...am I late?
And then there is the over-analyzation of your every body function and every twitch of your reproductive organs.
I've been cramping like I'm on my period for days but it's not here...am I pregnant?
My cervix isn't *that* low right now...is my period coming?
My boobs feel fine, but they usually hurt...I remember that happened with the first kid...
I'm out of tests. Should I buy a test or wait a few more days?
And that, my friends, is where I'm at right now. But you know, you all know, the second I buy that test--the very second I leave the check out line--all hell will break loose and my underpants will look like my vagina has decided to reenact avery gory scene from Kill Bill all at once.
I do believe I may be late, but I can't be certain...because even though every month I tell myself I should write it down, I don't. But sometimes making a big deal about it (like announcing it on baby centric public forums) entices that os to loosen up and let things flow...so we'll see if this works.
If not, I'll definitely be running to the closest pee stick store tomorrow.
