I thought this was funny :)

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A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.

The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

The mother took the item away from her daughter and asked her not to do that.

"Why?" the daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" the mother replied.

At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."

They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" the mother replied back with a big smile on her face

Lol :):rofl:
 
Lol thats like my mum she told me when i was little a period was your eggs cracking, and and its just catching the eggs, LOL, i bealive her so when i was in year 5 and came on my period i didnt no what the hell was going on lol
 
:rofl: That is fantastic! I've emailed it to loads of people.
 
hehe that was funny, i can't stop giggling here
 

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