I thought this was funny :)

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  1. HannahGraceee

    HannahGraceee *Hanny Spammy*

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    A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.

    The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

    The mother took the item away from her daughter and asked her not to do that.

    "Why?" the daughter asked.

    "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" the mother replied.

    At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

    "All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."

    They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.

    "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

    "Exactly" the mother replied back with a big smile on her face

    Lol :):rofl:
     
  2. snettyb

    snettyb Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: I love it!! :rofl:
     
  3. Janisdkh

    Janisdkh Well-Known Member

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    Hah! That was awesome :D
     
  4. HannahGraceee

    HannahGraceee *Hanny Spammy*

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    Lol thats like my mum she told me when i was little a period was your eggs cracking, and and its just catching the eggs, LOL, i bealive her so when i was in year 5 and came on my period i didnt no what the hell was going on lol
     
  5. EmmaRB

    EmmaRB Sam, 16 mths

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    :rofl: That is fantastic! I've emailed it to loads of people.
     
  6. HannahGraceee

    HannahGraceee *Hanny Spammy*

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    Im glad you like it

    I wrote it mysefl...


    lol jokes :)
     
  7. dreams

    dreams My beautiful baby Ffion

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    hehe that was funny, i can't stop giggling here
     
  8. wishing4ababy

    wishing4ababy mummy of 3 gorgeous LO's!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I love it!!!!
     
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    ajarvis Well-Known Member

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    lmao that's good.
     
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    porkpie1981 Well-Known Member

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    Angel2Fire Well-Known Member

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    hahaha thats hilarious :)
     
  12. sam*~*louize

    sam*~*louize Well-Known Member

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    That is fantastic :D
     
  13. wishes

    wishes Mummy of two :)

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    Pure brilliance!! :rofl:
     
  14. HannahGraceee

    HannahGraceee *Hanny Spammy*

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    well you know, i aim to please :)
     

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