I'm a sex pest...

[SareBear]

...and have been throughout the whole of this pregnancy (see post 'more horney than a bunny on viagra' for more details ;-))

Belly is so big now that I can't get my hands down there. I need one of those halloween witches fingers to extend mine. I'm just an inch away! If I try and curl myself up like a scorpion I can just about manage it, but it cramps my tummmy too much.

I was so frustrated that I cried the other night.Now we've been told by hosp and docs that out of allll the things you can do to bring on labour, sex is the best.

I felt soo sorry for other half and burst in to tears again because I feel like I'm making him feel trapped and that I'm just a sex mad slut.

Since we've been told to have sex, it's just been sex for sex sake and it's not been romantic in the slightest. He's been like an acting sperm donor and I've been the woman tapping my watch, demanding it 3 x a day. I'm now fed up with nookie too.

I'm just a big, fat, grotesque sex pest and it makes it even worse when my hubby looks at me and clearly feels sorry for me, and has nookie out of duty rather than desire.woe is me

You can laugh at me. I would. Silly mare x x x

 

[Genna]

how sweet of your OH though to be so committed!! He deserves a right medal!

 

[Dukechick]

Oh my god, you're hilarious!!!

I can't believe you're like an inch away too.... that would piss me the hell right off!! lol