I'm Random. :)

[AppleBlossom]

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

 

[tasha41]

I love the FML's where peoples' significant others text them by accident meaning to text the person they're cheating with...

I'm so bad

 

[xLisax]

I had no idea what fmylife.com was, so had a little peek.... ...IM HOOKED! xx

 

[brownhairedmom]

I LOVE FML! Haha

 

[tasha41]

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

 

[tasha41]

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

 

[icculcaz]

lmao!

 

[Lyrah]

You asked for random!
I think it's cute.

 

[lesleyann]

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML


Today, I decided to take a nap. My boyfriend gave me some sleeping pills but I decided last minute not to take them. I woke up to my boyfriend kissing my neck and unbuttoning my shirt. Without opening my eyes, I whispered "ooh this is so romantic." He blurted out shocked, "Oh...you're awake?!" FML .. what a nob


Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

 

[tasha41]

Aww the little hedgehog is adorable.

@ the FML's.... I can't get enough of them...

 

[nataliecn]

They're all hilarious.
The first time someone posted about it, I read through all of it nearly PMSL!!!

 

[Lyrah]

I had never heard of FML but I have to say I am now addicted! What a great site

 

[pinkmac85]

this makes me laugh everytime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n9YslsI4CU

 

[pinkmac85]

this is even funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfe8YTd6N4

 

[PixieKitty]

https://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-catnip-cat-likes-colours.jpg

I love LOLcats

 

[Lyrah]

sooo cute!

 

[PixieKitty]

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

My fave!!!

So harsh and So funny!

A Link for making Rainbow Cake (actual picture below): https://www.hostessblog.com/2009/02/fabulous-rainbow-cake-tutorial/

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Thankyou thankyou thankyou! I'm gonna make 3 tiers and turn it into my wedding cake

 

[tasha41]

 

[tasha41]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

Everyone tells me this is gonna be Elyse when she gets bigger

 

[PixieKitty]

I love that ad! Saw it aaages ago whilst searching banned tv commercials, it's classic