Ha my other half calls it the Daily Nazi! You half expect some subliminal text about foreigners/immigrants jumping out at you between the lines...
chuck - my OH had a good laugh about some of the things that I told him were on the Natal Hypo CD I got, but all you can do is try! I'm not convinced called my cervix an opening flower is the best way to do it, but I really can't anticipate what mental space I'll be in during labour, and I'll be getting him to shout me to "breathe the baby out"...