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Q. How do you know if a man is sexually active?
A. He''s breathing
Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T?
A. E.T phones home
Q.How do you get to a mans heart?
A.With an axe or a knife
Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke
Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
A. A man
Q.What''s the difference between a man and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn''t follow you around after you''ve used it.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay!
Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A: A widow.
A. He''s breathing
Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T?
A. E.T phones home
Q.How do you get to a mans heart?
A.With an axe or a knife
Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke
Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
A. A man
Q.What''s the difference between a man and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn''t follow you around after you''ve used it.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay!
Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A: A widow.
