Just a bit of sunday fun....

[arj]

I was telling you night night! Its only 2pm here, and I have EVERY day off!

 

[Emerald87]

2pm eh? Looks like your timezone is ahead of me, meaning you'll sleep before me..... muhahahahaha it's only a matter of time

 

[arj]

Winning. Just saying.

 

[Emerald87]

*biding time*

*but also awesomely winning at the same time*

Multi-skilled

How are the twins going, btw? (Obviously not wondering their current political viewpoint etc. lol) - are they beating your insides? My 20 week little girl is playing football with my bladder and various other organs; just wanna know what it feels like with 2?

 

[arj]

To be honest, being 30 weeks pregnant with twins feels like being 40 weeks with an 11lb baby whose bones are made of lead, and that has 8 limbs. I cant feel each baby individually, I feel like Im going about 10 weeks overdue tho. Its really weird compared to a singleton, being term sized and so far away from being due! Twin A has the hiccups at the mo Not too sure on thier political veiwpoints just yet

 

[Emerald87]

That doesn't sound like fun... but the hiccups are cute. I want mine to get them Hiccup envy right here

 

[arj]

Round the 28 week point they get them, usually really low down and quite fast and ryhthmic, so cute! Its when they start 'practising breathing' and gulp too much water apparently!

 

[Sapphire83]

*barges in*

 

[Emerald87]

Ohhhhhh *holds breath for 28 weeks*

 

[Sapphire83]

Honey, I hate to break it to you, but you will have to breathe in about 20weeks during child birth.

 

[Emerald87]

That's ok, I'll start breathing again after I feel her hiccup

Childbirth scares the living crap out of me. I think I should have considered that before I got knocked up.

 

[Sapphire83]

There must be a way for us to skip that part...?!

 

[Emerald87]

I know eh? I'm petrified. I want my baby but I want her to enter this world, erm, peacefully and painlessly haha.

 

[Mummy_Claire]

<--- delivery by stork perhaps? x

 

[Emerald87]

Ohhhh I like that option.

Or we could uproot her from the cabbage patch?

 

[Mummy_Claire]

Not if they all look like this

https://www.savethetoys.com/product/1982-cabbage-patch-kids-reddish-brown-hair-boy-doll-1

 

[Emerald87]

Yeh I might leave that one there...

 

[arj]

I dont want a C section, I dont want a vaginal birth... Surely in this day and age there's an option 3???

 

[Emerald87]

HAHAHA I've tried to bring that one up too - wondering the other option.
I'm thinking the movie method - montage, zoom out, fade to black fade back in and we're happy with perfect hair holding a clean, smiling baby?

 

[arj]

Yea I had it in my head that I'd have my baby (when pregnant with my 1st) like Phoebe on friends, just pop! And theres my clean little baby all dressed and cute and I still have my hair all lovely! What a shock I got after 36 hours of pain, vomiting, fainting, weeing, pooing, crying and being sliced and diced and forceped!! >.< So fun. Cant wait to do it again. Then again straight away. Its gonna be awesome.