Just a bit of sunday fun....

[arj]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/women-offered-chance-to-give-birth-anally-201201254812

This is for you Emerald. Your option 3!

 

[Emerald87]

Bahahaha!!!! Love the method of inducing the said anal labor. Mind if I share this on the second tri page?

 

[Emerald87]

Yea I had it in my head that I'd have my baby (when pregnant with my 1st) like Phoebe on friends, just pop! And theres my clean little baby all dressed and cute and I still have my hair all lovely! What a shock I got after 36 hours of pain, vomiting, fainting, weeing, pooing, crying and being sliced and diced and forceped!! >.< So fun. Cant wait to do it again. Then again straight away. Its gonna be awesome.

Love your enthusiasm.

I just can't wait to see her eyes. It'll make it all worth it.

Admission time: the pooping scares me the most. I'm fine with blood and gore but I'm very sensitive when it comes to poop.

 

[Sapphire83]

You mean our babies will not enter this world all clean and dressed?? This is not what I signed up for...

 

[BeckaBoo88]

I intend on turning up at the hospital and tell them I am ready for my baby. They will then pass me my new baby and that will be that. The baby will have been teleported out of my womb en-route to the hospital and I will have magically turned back to my pre-pregnancy body. Easy as that.

ps: Time for bed ladies, let the pro's look after this thread now.

 

[arj]

Sure share the link Em. I posted it on 3rd tri too. When I 1st read it I half thought they were serious for the 1st little bit! I was like WTF is Victoria Beckham doing now!? Haha

 

[Emerald87]

Yeah the first paragraph had me going

 

[Mummy_Claire]

 

[Sapphire83]

Yeah the first paragraph had me going

... erm... Same here.

 

[Sapphire83]

Girls, hakunamatata has her scheduled c-section today. Let's all keep our fingers crossed for a smooth delivery!

 

[Emerald87]

Isn't she c-sectioning?

Either way I've got everything crossed for her and bubs

We'll save her a spot on here in second place

 

[Sapphire83]

Yah, just realized and edited my post. Second place it is for her!

 

[Emerald87]

And first for me...

We need a podium that has a large enough surface area to hold multiple pregnant ladies.

 

[Sapphire83]

Well, arj certainly won't be on it so a regular (though slightly enforced) podium should do...

 

[Mummy_Claire]

Hey, HEY I'm still playing!

 

[Sapphire83]

Playing?! THIS IS NOT A GAME!! *tries hard to look serious*

 

[BeckaBoo88]

Being pregnant ISN'T a game!!!! This forum ISN'T a game. Its for serious players only who want to be crowned champion of the pointless games! If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

ps: Please don't hate the player, hate the game. This isn't a game.

 

[Sapphire83]

Becka has spoken.

 

[Lucyjo81]

Muhahahaha...i just keep popping out from the shadows now and again!! x

 

[Mummy_Claire]

I wonder how Hak is doing!?! She'll have her baby by now!!!!!