...katie...????????????????????

[ashiozz]

DO.NOT.SHAVE.TEH BELLEH...

^^^^^ Don't do it.


Also i am surprised you can already SEE kicks.. Im telling you, shes going to be mega, bet meeeee...

Being a sedated incubator for 5 mos is much better than being disappointed .. So we shall see what happens to you In the grand scheme of things, you can do ANYTHING for 5 months.. if you have to

Im excited for you to actually meet Kaida. I bet you'll be as gushy as I was...

 

[Emerald87]

Naw, she won't be huge. She's just going to have legs at least 14 miles long and she'll be a ninja. That's all.

 

[ashiozz]

Lmao... long legs are good, but I feel for you when she gets bigger in there, those legs, are going to beat you to a pulp..

 

[Emerald87]

Yep. I'm screwed. *sigh*

 

[Emerald87]

And I've only seen 1 or 2 outside kicks when she's going hard and it's lined up well. So it's not too premature

20 weeks is just around the corner. How should I celebrate?

 

[ashiozz]

Hmmm... You should make Colin take you to a nice dinner

and movie..
but NOT what to expect....... k? oki.

Then you should buy Kaida's baby book

 

[Emerald87]

I should fill out my pregnancy book. I haven't playing with it for a while and I'm feeling slack.
Lol I'm sooooooo curious about what to expect now!! Blargh!!

 

[ashiozz]

Wait until Kaida is out and safe. Seriously.

I wish I would have done a pregnancy book.. Im doing bad with his baby book too, tomorrow imma spend time on it.. I really need to make sure I keep that updated so he'll have it later on.

 

[Emerald87]

She's kicking my bladder And it's full. And I don't wanna get up.

 

[ashiozz]

hmmmm youuu need depends lmao!!! I kid I kid... wow.

I remember those days, when youre unpregnafied, you will be amazed at your bladder.

 

[..katie..]

ALSO: Welcome back to Katie, Im glad your parents had a blast and its awesome you got invited on an outing next year!

What is child support doing now and do I need to kick them?

Also, WOW For Tyson on finally starting to attempt to be a father. Im impressed, and this is all good news.

Patrick IS cute and is looking way more babylike these days, Tyler skipped the old man phase and that makes me a little sad, but then again all his baby pics make him look very babylike, too though 0.o

I officially packed and have boxed up his newborn stuff, I needed a bigger box so I Did that today and I cried.. and Mitch asked me what was wrong.. and I held up a newborn onesie and said "CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE TYLER THIS SMALL!?" ... and he just stared at me like I was crazy. Good times. Good times.

He woke up with tyler at 7am today and let me sleep 3 more hours, the whole time tyler was screaming at him, I was impressed he was able to tolerate it that long, but I have no idea why tyler screams at him so often. I came out, put tyler on my chest, and he passed right out for a nap 0.o

Remember the whole catch-22 with needing paternity for the birth certificate and the birth certificate for paternity? Yeah, thought I had resolved it by calling and saying "look, I cant get a birth certificate until we get this matter settled...will a social security card do?" and they said yes, of course, blahblahblah.
So, I turned in all my paperwork.

I got a letter on friday saying that they need the birth certificate and my files have timed-out and I need to take this matter to the courts to get it settled.

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK? ALL I WANT TO DO is have them fucking mouth swab tyson so they're happy and agree that the person they're taking money from is the father, and get a freaking check every month! Thats all!!
Gah.
I'm calling monday and raising hell. For real, I need fucking money so I can haul patrick to and from this town to that town and buy formula. I need it, like, now. And tyson has sworn to be the father (he is. there's no other way unless semen stays alive for two years.) and the ONLY reason this is taking so fucking long is because we couldn't do the affidavit of paternity in the hospital. that's all. grrrrowl!



Awwwwww *hugs* does it get you all emotional because you feel like your little dude is growing up before he gets a chance to be a little dude?

 

[..katie..]

How in the hell can I love someone I haven't even met so much? And how can this get more intense when I'm actually cuddling her? It boggles my mind that I can still feel like this pregnancy isn't real at the same time as feeling like I can't live without her. Just the idea of her being alive and moving in there is amazing. I just want to lay down and rub my belly allllllllll day long.

Don't be freaked if after she comes out, you dont feel all lovey and cuddley. You might look at her and be like "okay, yeah, you're a total stranger, where is this intense feeling I had??"...then someone will take her away for a minute and you'll feel like youre missing your heart...not the metaphorical one, the one beating in your chest.
yeah, it's weird.

God your posts make me all gooey and nearly miss pregnancy. Nearly.

 

[..katie..]

DO.NOT.SHAVE.TEH BELLEH...

^^^^^ Don't do it.

no, really. DON'T. I look like a wildebeast. or a yeti. and you can never keep up with it...it grows back faster than you can shave....

 

[..katie..]

hmmmm youuu need depends lmao!!! I kid I kid... wow.

I remember those days, when youre unpregnafied, you will be amazed at your bladder.

OH DEAR GOD IT'S HUGE!

You can go HOURS without peeing! And when you do, it seems like you're doing it for years! It holds so much!!!

 

[..katie..]

Ash, I can't believe Tyler is already almost a month old. Holy crap!!!

 

[ashiozz]

I cant either, but at the same time i barely remember life without him. It feels like he's been here forever.. weird.

OK, No, I get emotional about his nb clothes because I feel like I didn't get the opportunity to bring him home as a little dude, and now he just grows like a weed, we're in size 2 diapers because they fit his legs better, wtf? -.-

*sigh* Its like bringing home a 2 month old.. and missing out on all that time that they're itty bitty... During that time he was in my tummy and I was pissed about him being in there. =/

Its like being robbed his newborn-hood.. but its weird because hes big, but his brain is a 3 week old brain.. people expect him to be able to do more than he can -.- and no one believes his age. =/

I'll get over my silly emotions...

Yes, Call and raise hell, wtf? Do you have to just do a damn DNA test to make them happy..

I doubt sperm lives for 2 yrs, so Id say hes the father, GO ON MAURY! That'd be sweet, then I could say I know someone that went on there to prove paternity

Lmao.... Hopefully you can knock some sense into their asses. -.-

 

[..katie..]

random moment of bitchy...

On...uh...certain forums...do you ever read posts from people that are just so stupid you want to put your fist through the monitor? I mean, not stupid as in "do buffalo have wings?" but as in completely illiterate??

Holy. Cow.
I am not the world's best speller. I am not very good at grammar. You can generally tell what I'm going on and on about, though...right?
O_O

And this is why I avoid baby club. If it's not snarky, holier-than-thou remarks, it's terrible linguistic skills.

 

[ashiozz]

haha, I dont like baby club, Ive read there but never posted. Im scared to

No one I really remember is in there either.

I hate when you cannot tell what someone is typing because they spell lyk dis al de damn tyme..


That tames way more thought than spelling shit right, for me.

 

[Emerald87]

Katie, I still think the sex toy may be the father...

Almost miss pregnancy, eh? I can most happily go back to paranoid freaked out complaining and make you remember how shit it was? Tee hee. Nah, apart from being uncomfortable and scared out of my wits, I'm sorta enjoying it a little, mainly when she kicks.

EDIT: or if I recall properly, perhaps a popsicle?

 

[Emerald87]

DO.NOT.SHAVE.TEH BELLEH...

^^^^^ Don't do it.

no, really. DON'T. I look like a wildebeast. or a yeti. and you can never keep up with it...it grows back faster than you can shave....

Bahahaha, I don't remember saying I was going to shave it... I was considering waxing but I was more just pointing out that it's hairy to the point of mortifying. I have a man belly.