Des finally went down for a nap! omg i can't believe i'm typing with two hands right now! SOOOOO much faster!
when we were in the hospital we got the news that my co-worker is pregnant with twins. i told hubs to be thankful, damn it. i couldn't do twins...and my mom had them (died) so it was a possibility. glad i dodged that bullet! anyway i'm glad i have a ton of clothes to give to my co-worker, 'cause lord knows she'll need them! except i only have boy stuff...she's having a boy and a girl...
did i tell you guys about the girl shirts i got? that nina's friend in vegas sent me two onesies, one is pink striped and the other purple? and then she told my mom that the animals and the front were hand embroidered from her daughter. um, no. they are very obviously mass manufactured things and NOT hand done...i mean, you can tell when something has the precision of a machine, naw mean? furthermore, they are very girly. they have frills on the sleeves. my mom jokingly said something like, "oh, haha, you accidentally got girls clothes" and she said "BOYS CAN WEAR PINK AND PURPLE!"
...yeah, maybe when they're old and not so naturally androgynous and the clothes they wear define what sex they are so strangers don't have to awkwardly ask.
anyway.
i just got a phone call from something like "kindly kyodee" on the caller id...and the lady said she was returning a call from her voice mail. i said "sorry, i'm the only one here today and i did not call." so she hung up...then called back again telling me the voice mail was definitely this number and trying to convince me i had called about a job. i finally got snippy bitchy and said, "I DID NOT CALL. I AM ON MATERNITY LEAVE. I HAVE A JOB." she still sounded like she didn't believe me
the fucking calls i get on this phone! did i tell you about the time the convict called from prison asking for Natasha? and then not believing Natasha wasn't here? i only took the call because i was afraid someone i actually knew was collect calling from prison.
oy.
