Little Ralphy

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles WoBbLeWoBbLe
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    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
    shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
    She calls on little Ralphy.


    He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

    Then little RALPHY says, "Please Miss, I have a question for YOU".

    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
    The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
    Which one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
    that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

    To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
    wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
     
  2. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    Wobster, Wobster, Wobster!!!

    You call your self a Mod???

    You call yourself ADMIN

    Yet you post the same joke as me but change the name to protect the innocent!!! [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X

    Please see my Thread!

    I Like Your Thinking (Little Johnny) - Slightly Risque

    You Are Useless!!![/u
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  3. Wobbles

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    Shut ya mush :fool:
     

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