Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Granted, but the day you move in the house collapses

I wish I could live underwater
 
Granted but there is no sea life ( was going to say wild life...didnt really fit :rofl: )

I wish i had a horse :)
 
Granted, but it only has 3 legs :)

I wish I didn't have this pimple under my nose :growlmad:
 
3 legs! haha crap~! ill love it anyways

Granted but you will get a big one on your forehead....

I wish my OH was not playing video games on out only tv :) lol
 
Granted, but he'd watch a show you hate instead :mrgreen:

I wish I didn't have to pee, the washroom feels so far away...
 
Granted,but you would poop all day ...(sorry,i feel like a witch,lol)

I wish i had £1,000,000
 
granted but its all pennys~! (could you imagine> haha)

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow
 
Granted, but you would get fired if you didn't go to work

I wish my boobs are not saggy when i stop BFing
 
Granted, but your stomach sags instead.

I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts.
 
Granted, but you'd be on strictly nuts forever.

I wish I were pregnant.
 
Oooh why do you make it so hard!!

Granted, you have a wonderful healthy child, but you gained 100lbs & are covered in stretch marks! :)

I wish I was finished college.
 
lol... no thanks :mrgreen: I take that back :p

Granted, but you'd never get a job in your life.

I wish I could win an Oscar.
 
Granted, but the movie flops in the theatres.

I wish diapers didn't leak.
 
Granted, but it would be "the worst dress" Oscar award

I wish I had I huge garden with swimming pool
 
sorry i was a bit late...

to tasha41 then
Granted, but the diapers would cost £10 each

I wish Lincoln sleeps through the night
 
Granted but will be grumpy and fussy all day long

i wish i had oreo's!
 
Granted, but they are stale! :muaha:

I wish my nails would stop breaking.
 

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