Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Damn Monopoly money

Granted but then you would be freezing your feet off? lol idk!

I wish my dog didn't stink so bad

 

Granted, but he only stinks a little less and you can't tell much of a difference.

I wish I had some sour skittles

 

Granted, but you get used to the sourness so they just taste like regular skittles!

I wish I had a personal masseuse/chiropractor at my service 24/7.

 

Granted, but the personal masseuse/chiropractor smells really bad and never takes showers.

I wish I had legs that didn't grow hair on them (ha)

 

Granted, but now they grow grass.


I wish it was a 3-day weekend.

 

Granted, but now the 3-day weekend went by so fast that you didn't get time to relax.

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours to get alot of rest.

 

Granted but when you wake up you've lost all your memory about everyone and everything around you

i wish i lived in a castle

 

Granted but the castle is an old ruin and is very wet and drafty!

I wish I had more energy

 

Granted But For Everyone Day You Have Energy You Sleep For 2 Days After

i wish i had a nice big birthday cake

 

granted, but you have to eat the whole cake in a day by yourself

i wish i have a house in England

 

( i probably could eat a whole cake by my self in a day lol)

Granted but you had to share the house with other people

i wish i had lots off new clothes

 

Granted, but once you get the new clothes you have a growth spurt and none of them fit.

I wish I had a comfy pillow.

 

Granted! But every time you get comfortable, you get an itch, or a feather lands on you, or a dust mite whispers in your ear and keeps you awake.

I wish I had a new car that would NEVER break down.

 

Granted But you Cant Drive It Because Its To Difficult And Never Will Be Able To Drive It

i wish it would snow

 

granted but your snowblower will break and you will have to shovel all that horrid stuff

I wish I could have a friggin day off at work

 

granted but the next day you have to work all through the night because you had the day off

i wish i could sleep right now

 

granted , but as soon as you fall asleep your lo will be jumping all over you

I wish it's sunny and the washing will be dry soon

 

it will only be sunny for 1 hour the it will pour down with rain
i wish i had a nice hot chocolate with marshmellows and cream

 

granted but you will spill some on the white rug

I wish for a billion dollars!

 

Granted but you must give it all to charity.

I wish I could live in a yurt in the Welsh countryside