Mayhem Babies! May 2011 mummies and babies

Aww the carpets up, we have no need to use the hammer and chisel now :cry: I can see the poor poor neighbors are going to be woken up early tomorrow, I'm so clumsy carrying stuff and it'll just bash into the ceiling over and over, funnily enough everyone else helping is clumsy like that too :rofl:
 
I'd still opt for sliding a bag of stinky something-something under their door before you go.
 
Haha I would, but they aren't worth the efforrt, and they will just accuse us of trying to kill their cat again. They already tried having us done for posting rat poison through their door, fucking loonies!

I still have so much to do, damn you ladies for distracting me :rofl:

Back to work, I'll be back soon :D
 
Waking hubby in 5 asnd catching a couple hours- see you guys later!

Wiggler- good luck finishing up and with your move tomorrow... can't you at least pee on their tires??? :blush:
 
Oooohhhhh- How bout hide a diaper uner their seat int their car!!!! Can you even imaging :sick:
 
Even I'm not that cruel :rofl: Bethanys "deposits" are quite possibly the most revolting this I have smelt in my life, I swear the insides of a rotting horse would smell nicer :rofl:
 
:rofl: yes leave a poopy nappy!

Never heard of polony Harvey:shrug: sorry your lurgy is not passing:hugs:

Hope you get a nice nap heyy! Your girls are amazing eaters:thumbup:

Spoke to MIL, we're going to skype instead:thumbup: Shes going off to stay with her new bf:haha:
 
Order a basket of Edible Arrangements and have it delivered to your door, stick the poopy diaper in the centre, wrap it up, and then give it to them
 
Just talked to OH, currently at the flat we have curtain poles, bath mat and mat the goes in front of the toilet, new kettle, new toaster and a DUVET!!! We haven't had a duvet in about a year, we always forget to get one :haha:
 
ARGH, just as I typed it THEY started to do their fat twat elephant walk and scared the crap out of Dylan :cry: I can't wait to get him away from here, he is THREE he shouldn't be running in fear when he hears the people upstairs walking around :(
 
Awwww, poor Dylan. Hope he isn't too frightened.

I'll gladly send you one of Zoe's diapers to use...
 
Can I smack my husband? He's the laziest SOB I've ever known. Since he was laid off, he's become too comfortable with being able to stay home. He thinks he's entitled every morning to just lay on the couch in his underwear and sleep until 3:00pm while the kids run rampant and I clean the house and change diapers and cook like a mad woman. He's turned down 4 jobs already because he's going to school next month (One day a week for 6 weeks) and would rather not lose his unemployment cheques. It pisses me off so much because I'm awake in the night, every night, either with a sick kid, or a crying kid, and he effing sleeps right through it, and then I'm STILL the one awake at 6:30am when all three are up. I change diapers, toilet kids, prepare breakfast, pack lunches, feed breakfast, boob, dress and get Zoe out the door in an hour and a half and by the time I'm leaving at 8:30am, he's either STILL in bed, or just getting up because he doesn't have a choice anymore.

...and then he wonders why I'm so bitchy today. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET A JOB TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY AND MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE!!!

Rant over.
 
He's calmed down now, poor thing, his room is completely packed and carpetless now. All we need to do is take the curtains down in the morning.

OMG Brandi - you are a saint putting up with that :hugs: I really hope he gets his act together soon, he needs to support his family and set a good example to his children, not act like a manchild. I hope things change soon hun :hugs:
 
OMG this time tomorrow I will be in my new home unpacking my stuff and will never have to set foot in this dump again!!!!!! :happydance:
 
YAY!! Glad you FINALLY get to have a new house away from crazy people!

Does it sound bad if I mention that those 4 jobs he turned down, I applied to for him because he had ASKED me to? I even wrote his resume for him! He asked me, "Well, what else do you want me to do?"

Ummm...get off your ass and drive around town handing out resumes would be nice. He's constantly preaching about how everyone complains that they can't get a job, but there are tons of jobs around the city, yet he won't apply. He says he's refusing to work for less than $16 an hour, and because all four of those jobs offered $15 an hour, he didn't want them. NEWFLASH!! You're not going to find a job that starts you at what you originally made!

UGH!
 
I spent the whole afternoon with OH :cloud9: and no naughty business! lol Just quality time doing bits and pieces that we needed to do, we make such an awesome team. I need to go email him and tell him I love him, I am soooo smitten by him today. We just cuddled and snuggled and laughed and talk, oh god I feel good today :)

George has spent half the day on the mend, the other half not so good :shrug: He was playign with OH then totally just took a turn for worse again and wanted mummy, so we had to have 3 tier cuddles :cloud9: He has eaten a little, VERY little, but better than nothing, and no the antibiotics arent doing anything but the doctor said finish the course regardless. The salbutimol is definitely helping, he really perks up for about 30 minutes after that :thumbup:

Heyy glad your nan didnt break anything, hope she is home and comfortable now hun!

24 I was driving to pick Joshua up earlier and no idea why but I was thinking of you and Sam! Then i remmebered you asked about his milk and I didnt reply, sorry! Any milk is better than no milk hun, but if he really wont drink his milk could you not put it in his food? It all counts towards his allowance, so how much milk in his breakfast? Thats counts, maybe offer him an extra yoghurt in the day, there is a lot of milk in a yoghurt! Then add milk to his potatoes etc when you are cooking, or give him cheese sauces etc, it all counts! I think you'd be surprised how much milk he had if you worked out what he had in foods too! Hope you're both well, did you go for that coffee yet?

:hi: harvey, yay for Aarons peggys!! Thats amazing they came through nice and easy :) hope the rest are the same hun!

nice one wiggler you must be so excited for tomorrow!! get that packing finished woman!! lol

Right, Joshua has his karate grading tomorrow, followed by party, and I need to make 150 cupcakes lol and the cake toppers havent arrived on time so i am going to have to hand decorate them! lol I was supposed to do 150 karate cakes, but i can no way hand decorate the karate logo on that many, so will do a few until I had enough, then I will put white chocolate and strawberry shavings on the rest :rofl: All i got to do is wake up because OMG I AM TIRED! lol heyy I dont know how you do this every day!! a week of sleepless nights and I am really done in!!
 

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