Mayhem Babies! May 2011 mummies and babies

[harveydog]

I'm sure 128 cakes will be fine new Very impressive! Hope you get the music sorted! Yeah lol you meant to hurt the one you love, I'm going to pull hubbys hair later Its our anniversary today lol. Hows George doing now?

Wiggler Will you be able to find out what happens? Good thinking btw!

Happy anniversary mummy

 

[harveydog]

I do nose her and his FB page for fun, but they have them locked down, probably to stop poeple suspecting them of benefit fraud, HIS says he lives in a town 4-5 miles away... that reminds me, time to report the twunts for defrauding our benefit system they shouldnt have made the mistake of getting married and spending £27k on it, thats the nail in their coffin. Seriously if you are going to be naughty, at least befriend everyone you meet

That's better than any stinky parting gift

 

[harveydog]

FORM SENT!!!! Never have I been so happy to fill out a mega long form

I wont know the outcome, which sucks, but I did put that if they have more questions then feel free to ring, I gave them my name and details, I want them fuckers to know it was me

Be careful wiggler, how's your mail gona be re-directed to your new address as you don't want them twats to get it from the new occupier then you'll end up with them at your new door

 

[harveydog]

She's a little slow still, but she's made it from one end of the living room to the other end in about 45 minutes shuffling on her bum.

go anberlin!

 

[harveydog]

I'm off now sweeties!

I should be able to pop on tomorrow on my mobile to say hi, but if the signal is crap etc etc then happy Xmas and have a wonderful new year. I miss you ladies already. MUAH! x x x

HAPPY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

[harveydog]

:wave: popping in and trying to catch up some. too lazy to reply hope everyone has a nice sunday

milos

Happy Sunday to you lol

Lazy day for me as hubby's at the pub

 

[24/7]

Good luck wiggler.

Being a good wife today, and hubby is still in bed. xx

 

[harveydog]

Wud- it's me, hubby, Aaron n me mam for Christmas dinner (maybe his brother from Ireland but won't know till on the day no doubt) teatime hubby's family come up for buffet and drinks. I don't go visiting family as we see each other regularly but we do all get together between Xmas & new year at my disabled auntie's house which I really enjoy. MIL has told us she's popping up when Aaron wakes to give him his present whilst she's waiting for her daughter to get out of bed around 12pm, her daughters boyfriend is making dinner for them and her grand daughter (poor sod comes to see his girlfriend n ends up cooking lol)

Mummy- poor hubby, did he take it to heart eilidh not enjoying his cooking lol hope you had a good anniversay

New- I hooe you get to rest later after all that baking!

Wiggler- if your reading, what are you cooking for tea tonight in your new
home?

Aarons had a better night with nit much whining so tootypegs must have settled down!

I'm off to town tomorrow whilst hubby looks after Aaron for the first time on his own! I need to think what I can get me mam, any ideas ladies? She's so fussy, doesn't want the following:

Slippers, nightie, body cream sets, perfume, make up,

She's asked for: mens black long socks, black magic n a ped egg. Just doesn't seem special to me lol

She loves her gardening but has everything

 

[24/7]

Those pedi eggs make me want to be sick.
All my family have framed photos of Sam for christmas, simples. xx

 

[harveydog]

Those pedi eggs make me want to be sick.
All my family have framed photos of Sam for christmas, simples. xx

I have one and the shavings don't stay in the peg egg never used it again but I'm not giving her mine lol

I've bought some family personalised photo calendars of Aaron. Me mam has about 10 photo frames of him already

What you up to today 24/7?

 

[Inge]

I got a ped egg copy form home bargains for £2 Iv used it twice in about 3 months Id wanted a ped egg for ages

 

[new_to_ttc]

again, i didnt realise earlier I was typing away and mass had finished lol poor joshua was on the church doorstep like a little boy lost waiting for me (I no way had time to go lol)

All the food is at the karate dojo now ready, there is 2 grading line ups, low grades, then high grades later, but Joshua asked his instructor if he could stay and watch the low grades, so he is there, while George and I are home to get ready lol I resemble one of the cakes I made the 2nd half with white chocolate and caramel shavings so a bit of variety ha ha

Still need to finish the CDs, 1 left to burn, 1 CD left, but so far it has failed 2 times!!! Arghhhhhhh so last CD, last chance lol Then I need to make up a track list so I actually know whats on all these blank CDs lol Then I need a bath, and George, and I need to iron 3 outfits for the party, no idea what I am going to wear I have zero dressy/party wear!! Actually not even sure Joshua has much! Then I need to iron Joshuas badges to his karate suit that he won the other night, he'll not be happy grading without them ha ha then I think I am ready to go watch him do his grade lol Oh need to make food for both boys too pmsl okies best pull my finger out lol

Hope the move goes well wiggler!!

Hows Elidh today mummy??

Glad Aaron slept better hun, once they cut they stop hurting so all is good

 

[new_to_ttc]

I got my sister a ped egg for Christmas once lol she wanted one! lol

My mum is having boots vouchers and an iron :rof: but its what she wanted lol

Right George is sleeping so I really should stop chatting with you very very dirstracting women and get a move on pmsl

 

[heyyady]

Morning ladies! Ugh, I hate 4AM.

Wiggler- I hope everything goes good for you today, can't tell you how happy I am for you!

New- Hasn't anyone ever told you that Sundays are JAMMIE days?

Mummy- Happy Anniversary, love! Did you guys manage any alone time?

Harvey- ok, she wants a ped egg - so her feet are jacked up. The thing with ped eggs is once you shave off all the excess skin, the new skin under needs to be treated right, or it all comes back worse than before- So how about some nice peppermint foot cream and some foot soak fizzies, Moisturizing socks, or a foot spa, and top the gift off with a bottle of kicky nail polish tied to the package

Elle is sick again-- massive snotty nose~ and it snots up quicker than I can suck it out, so then she rubs her hands in it, then her face, then her eyes, her hair, toys, bouncy, sister...

it's 5:40 in the morning and my second load of wash just went in, I've sorted al the babies toys back into the correct bins, picked up all the garbage in the house (Seriously, don't have teenagers. Kick them all out at 11. ) and am now furiously rocking/bouncing two babies with my feet as they go down for their first nap. Planning on a hot tub with hubby later this morning Then movies on the couch with all three of my girls while I try to finish the Christmas gifts I am making. What does everyone else have planned today?

 

[new_to_ttc]

Oh no hope Elle shakes off her lurgy before she passes it around!! Wow you started your day early, I was just getting to bed then rofl

PJ day? Since?? lol I dont remember the last time i lounged on a Sunday pmsl

CDs done and labelled, me dressed in my glad-rags, George in a shirt and trousers, and Joshua ... oh shine a light... not done his suit!!! Right best do that then we is off lol

Have a good day xxx

 

[harveydog]

Ooh thanks heyy, I forgot me mam loves peppermint foot lotion from the body shop and I'll have a look at footspa etc
Wow I've never got up that early, you must be running on empty. Enjoy your hot tub with hubby

New- have you been at eilidh spinach lasagne? Lol I hooe you get to sit down later and re-charge your batteries hun

I'm having a lazy day, done n entertained a very happy little n now catching up so no where near what new's been up to, but then again new is running on n

 

[heyyady]

I honestly don't know what I'm running on today- I got up to find an EMPTY tea box and I have coffee in, but no coffee pot or press And there'll be no time for sleep thismorning when hubby gets up- not if I want some chores done around here and some tubbin time!

 

[harveydog]

I honestly don't know what I'm running on today- I got up to find an EMPTY tea box and I have coffee in, but no coffee pot or press And there'll be no time for sleep thismorning when hubby gets up- not if I want some chores done around here and some tubbin time!

That was me the other day, no tetley tea bags so I had a hot chocolate made with milk n cocoa

Can't you have 40 winks while hubby does chores then you both get to go in tub whisper in his ear what he may get in the tub if he helps out

 

[BrandiCanucks]

TMI Warning!! If you're squeamish, don't read. If you want a good laugh, read.

It hurts to pee! I don't want to go!

Spoiler

Mike has been bugging me a lot lately for sex and really pushing to show he loves me (doesn't help when you're lazy, lol), so last night I decided to "get myself ready" for him, and I HATE not having a little bit of hair because not having hair is so irritating when it grows back. Anyway, I got myself ready and after I was out of the shower, I noticed I had some strays, so I took baby nail clippers to get the strays. I was careful, doing so well, and then I got a little clipper happy...and I clipped my vajayjay lip.

OH. MY EFFING. GOD!!!

If you though labour was painful, trying clipping your vajayjay with nail clippers.

Needless to say, Mike didn't get his sex, I'm afraid to pee, and I'm staying in today because I can't walk without an imaginary watermelon between my legs.

 

[harveydog]

TMI Warning!! If you're squeamish, don't read. If you want a good laugh, read.

It hurts to pee! I don't want to go!

Spoiler

Mike has been bugging me a lot lately for sex and really pushing to show he loves me (doesn't help when you're lazy, lol), so last night I decided to "get myself ready" for him, and I HATE not having a little bit of hair because not having hair is so irritating when it grows back. Anyway, I got myself ready and after I was out of the shower, I noticed I had some strays, so I took baby nail clippers to get the strays. I was careful, doing so well, and then I got a little clipper happy...and I clipped my vajayjay lip.
OH. MY EFFING. GOD!!!
If you though labour was painful, trying clipping your vajayjay with nail clippers.
Needless to say, Mike didn't get his sex, I'm afraid to pee, and I'm staying in
today because I can't walk without an imaginary watermelon between my
legs.

sorry but that must have hurt like hell