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Oh Vbaby glad you feeling a bit better today :hugs:

I am really looking forward to getting my normal body back, well normal is probably a stretch for me :haha: but you know what I mean.
 
yes, its february now, i hope the next 2 and a half months or so goes quickly, /11 weeks!(sounds better). im starting to wonder what its like to get my body back now, im just starting to tip that edge and thinking about how i'll feel afterwards, im really ready for april to be honest, pain, indigity, bring it on, im passed caring now!:haha:

anyone watch one born every minute?, god that opera singing woman did my head in, i found her really iritating.
As for the polish girl, she did really well and the male MW seemed nice (dont know how id feel with a male MW(?) ) but her boyfriend sounded/looked like a waste of space.:shrug:
 
Its funny madcat,once you've delivered baby although you'll have sore lady bits etc it just goes back to normal(well for me anyway)
you feel all light,can move faster,don't get outta breathe,don't need to wee every 10 mins,can turn over in bed,can sleep properly etc!!
For me it was instant!!

Yes the lady last night on 1 born every minute did my nut in,looked like she was doing hubbys head in too!I'm all for declarations of love,but jeez she took the biscuit,every 2 mins she was saying she loved him!!
Yeh the other girl did brilliantly,my tummy turned tho when she said she couldn't stop shitting herself,and her mam was wiping the shit off her leg,boke!!!
 
vbaby3 said:
Its funny madcat,once you've delivered baby although you'll have sore lady bits etc it just goes back to normal(well for me anyway)
you feel all light,can move faster,don't get outta breathe,don't need to wee every 10 mins,can turn over in bed,can sleep properly etc!!
For me it was instant!!

Yes the lady last night on 1 born every minute did my nut in,looked like she was doing hubbys head in too!I'm all for declarations of love,but jeez she took the biscuit,every 2 mins she was saying she loved him!!
Yeh the other girl did brilliantly,my tummy turned tho when she said she couldn't stop shitting herself,and her mam was wiping the shit off her leg,boke!!!
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oh god yes, i forgot about that, how horrible, vile, this is my only concern yknow, is shitting myself!, ive been thinking about a water birth but then i keep thinking about no2's floating and Dh noticing and never living it down,(i know the Mw's have seen it all before), but thats what puts me off:dohh:. i noticed they were holding a pad over her bum, not sure if it was for her dignity on camera or whether it was to keep area clean from "accidents"

im looking forward to the moment my body goes back to normal, i'll put up with the sore lady bits!
 
I got a wee dose of the runs just before my labours so had a good clear out,and in early labour had maybe a slice of toast just coz I didn't fancy anything else,so I didn't poo either time thank god,but I have friends who did and it didn't bother them in the slightest!And I have heard it'll be wiped away very discreetly and you might not even know you've done it.
The male mw did seem lovely,i'd definately be more comfy with a female 1 though.
But saying that when I was trying to push with shay I had an audience both male and female as his heartbeat kept dropping,and there was merconium in my waters,there were lots of different people on standby for when he was born,and it didn't bother me at all,also afeter oran was born a male doc came in to stitch up my bits and that didn't bother me either.
You really do need to leave your dignity at the door lol!
 
Im praying for a clear out before my labour then, i just dont wanting be doing a number 2 half way thru!:shrug: just not my style:haha:

im not getting far with the housework, i must carry on before i fall asleep.:sleep:
 
Same here madcat,I keep getting up and doing a little 10min job and then sitting back down at the computer!!
I have no get up and go in me at all today
 
Totally agree with everything said about One Born this week.

I too am hoping for the pre-labour clear out, but it's just dawned on me that it might not happen if i get induced because my body didn't know labour was coming.

I honestly think my OH will never let me live it down if i pooped, just hoping if it happens cos he's on strict instructions to stay at the top of the bed he might not notice.

On the birthing pool thing Madcat i was reading a birth story the other day and the lady said that she pooped in the birth pool and her OH had to fish it out with a poop seive thing. She found it pretty funny as they were near splitting up, think her words were "a turd of a man, fishing for a turd" :rofl:
 
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Oh my god gilz,can't believe he had to fish it out!!!
If your oh stays near your head i'm sure he won't know if you poo or not.
I didn't care where dh looked at all!
When shays head was out the mw said look,the heads out,he had a wee look and went green!!
He said he never saw anything like it,my lady bits were unrecognizable as lady bits with a baby head and no body, protruding from them!!!:haha::haha:
Doesn't seem to have put him off though sexually or anything,I think if anything he had a new found respect for woman and what they really go through in labour.
 
gilz82 said:
On the birthing pool thing Madcat i was reading a birth story the other day and the lady said that she pooped in the birth pool and her OH had to fish it out with a poop seive thing. She found it pretty funny as they were near splitting up, think her words were "a turd of a man, fishing for a turd" :rofl:
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
My OH doesn't have the strongest stomach in the world so that's more my reasoning for staying at the head end of the bed. Don't think he'll be much use with his head in a sick bowl :haha:

I'm realistic though that these things might change when i'm actually in labour.
 
ha ha ha all this talk of turds this early on in the day lol - well not early really lol

i asked my mum if she pooed with any of us 3 and she said honestly i would not know if i did! so i held on to that thought last time, didnt get to push last time obviously but will be hoping for the pre labour clear out too this time - saying that i went into natural labour last time and didnt get a clear out! i did puke after i had my epidural and got rid of all my dinner from that night, that also made my waters break funnily enough . . .

oh oh oh i booked my scan this morning! i thought they would turn around and be like err we have an appointment in 3 weeks but nope i am seeing our baby for the first time NEXT FRIDAY! sooooooo excited and scared but more excited! yay!
 
Oh so exciting nomore :wohoo: it feels like ages since we saw the jellybean the last time.
 
Oh thats great nomore!I'm sure everything is perfect,but its nervewracking all the same!!
So this wk is a busy wk for scans then,Is it dare tom,ozzie thurs and nomore fri?
 
Just looked on the front page,there's 8 boys and only 4 girls,wonder if it'll start to even out!
 
great news about the scan nomore:winkwink: the 12 weeks scan was so exciting, to see the LO all formed with hands and feet, i had had an 8 week one but LO was more bean like then with a beating heart.
And ozzie, looking forward hearing what you are having too...
well, ive cleaned all upstairs,and brought in 2 boxes of wood for the fire, i feel like ive reached the end of my rope for today.:coffee:
 
aw i know wish it was this friday! oh well i can wait until next lol i think! cant believe it is finally almost scan time, i think once i see baba on screen i will finally finally start to relax and thoroughly enjoy being pregnant again, after all it took us aggggges!

feeling a bit sick again today grrrr when i had my blood test done the woman taking it
1. bruised the hell out of my arm and 2. decided to give me a blow by blow account of all the horrificly gross things that went wrong for her in her pregnancy

why is it that women feel like they have to tell all the bad bits without being asked to people they dont know?
 
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