omg! son just drank cooking oil!

[mommatoabeaut]

Cant turn your back for 2 minutes.

Walked from the kitchen to the livingroom to put my brothers daughter down to sleep, walked back in and hes chuggin down cooking oil like its juice D:

 

[lewood88]

kids are so quick at getting into things, i turned my back on my daughter just to fine the tv remote and she was up 3 steps on the stairs, i soon made OH put the stair gate up lol

get him to drink water to try and flush the oil out xx

 

[surprisedmama]

Cant turn your back for 2 minutes.

Walked from the kitchen to the livingroom to put my brothers daughter down to sleep, walked back in and hes chuggin down cooking oil like its juice D:

He'll be rocket powered later!

But yeah, can't turn your back on them for a second!

 

[mommatoabeaut]

im dreading his nappys later YUCK!

 

[readynwilling]

oh my DD ALMOST did this - i really need to put a lock on my one pantry cabinet door. She grabbed the veggie oil and took off across the kitchen - i asked her what she was doing and she told me "i want juice!" to be fair the bottle of crisco oil looks a lot like a bottle of apple juice

 

[kcmichelle]

My son at 13 months was sitting in the kitchen watching daddy prepare chicken wings. I looked down at him and he was chewing on something. Yep a raw wing tip. Shudders. Luckily the chicken had no salmonella and babe was okay.

 

[smokey]

Kids are sods, iv recently spent a week sifting through pooy nappies because lo told me he swallowed a coin.
Never did find anything, little monkey probably just wanted ti see me wrist deep in poo because I wouldnt let him have sweets.
Realy dont envy that nappy change later though.

 

[mommatoabeaut]

I have all the safety cupboard locks at home, but im at my moms and she has a stairgate on the stairs and thats it.
hes a nightmare lately

 

[mommatoabeaut]

I have all the safety cupboard locks at home, but im at my moms and she has a stairgate on the stairs and thats it.
hes a nightmare lately

 

[Evansangel]

We turned our back for a second and found our daughter eating the babies pooey nappy!!
She hasn't ate poo since then thankfully.

Just the other day I left the room to empty the potty, came back and she had found the nail scissors and was trying to cut her brothers nails!
He was all for it and was sat there smiling.

Good thing they are baby scissors so are quite blunt.

 

[Ali33]

oh the joys of little ones lol.. My daughter is 10 so I may be in for a shock as I forgot about all these kinds of things lol..

 

[jojo_b]

Eeeeew! Between the poo and the oil, I feel a leeeeetle bit queasy! kids are gross

 

[trythisagain]

At least it was cooking oil and not something like a brick of cheese..cooking oil will just clean him right out lol.
Just be sure to keep a hazmat suit on hand for later

 

[jojo_b]

Mmmm cheese

 

[Nicolalove353]

I'm a first time mommy and this thread terrifies me lol. I hope your son isn't in too much pain when it comes out and that it's not too much of a mess for you!

 

[surprisedmama]

At least it was cooking oil and not something like a brick of cheese..cooking oil will just clean him right out lol.
Just be sure to keep a hazmat suit on hand for later

Maybe feed him a brick of cheese to even out the effect?

 

[Evansangel]

I'm a first time mommy and this thread terrifies me lol.

Haha, don't worry! It's all part of the fun

After I wrote on this thread, my almost 2yr old handed me a piece of poo.
Well almost. I saw what it was and smacked it out of his hand because I really didn't want him to touch me with it

He's potty training by the way, we don't just have bits of poo about the house.

 

[jojo_b]

Haaaaa ornamental turds

 

[trythisagain]

At least it was cooking oil and not something like a brick of cheese..cooking oil will just clean him right out lol.
Just be sure to keep a hazmat suit on hand for later

 

[Equreuil]

My SIL's son tried some shampoo in the few seconds no one was watching him. his mom didn't find out until the next morning, as MIL was watching him while they had a date night.

I just asked if he'd burped any bubbles. He was fine, just kept smacking his lips the way people do when dealing with a bad taste.