One Born Every Minute is back

[Arcanegirl]

geez look at that belly on the receptionist!

 

[xdaniellexpx]

ano she looks preg

 

[rosie272]

These Mondays are rolling around too fast

That poor woman is petrified! Bless her

 

[Harveysmum369]

oh my god!that midwife*i'll just finish my cuppa,and take a slow stroll*

 

[xdaniellexpx]

thats 1 thing thay would annoy me the poor woman wants an epdural

 

[Sun_Flower]

oooh eating? surely thats a bad idea... I've never been in labour but I imagine it'll end up coming out one end or the other during labour?

 

[rosie272]

'pain in me minge'!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - your on the telly Love!!

 

[Arcanegirl]

 

[Harveysmum369]

oooh eating? surely thats a bad idea... I've never been in labour but I imagine it'll end up coming out one end or the other during labour?

My waters broke and labour started just as lunch arrived..I still tried to stuff my face,I managed 2 mouthfuls before I gave up x

 

[Harveysmum369]

'pain in me minge'!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - your on the telly Love!!

I'm glad I wasn't sitting on the table next to her!lol.x

 

[Glitterfairy]

'Pain in my backside and my minge'
Nicely put! LOL

 

[rosie272]

I had a steak pie dinner and a pudding for lunch whilst having slight contractions in a local cafe the day I went into labour - I was starving!! Luckily I had no little accidents when I had him! Thank God, it's undignifying enough

 

[Fireflies]

"got a real pain in my backside now.. and my minge" i literally spat tea everywhere! classic
the midwife is annoying me the way shes patronizing the other poor woman who is petrified

 

[xdaniellexpx]

"am on the roof" no love sorry but ur on the bed

 

[Harveysmum369]

god I know how she feels,no way you move can make you comfy x

 

[rosie272]

Is it just me or do you think her Mum looks very uninterested?
She seems as though she'd rather be somewhere else! I'd be comforting my daughter (if I had one)!

Her bump is so teeny!!

 

[xdaniellexpx]

is she the lady with big heart problems

 

[Sun_Flower]

Whose mum is it though? Hers or his? cos they're both calling her mum?

 

[Harveysmum369]

That Sara is going to watch this back and go bless her

 

[leoniebabey]

omg if they told me to get a grip id bloody slap er