LOL. My husband is just as into checking my OPKs as I am, even though I think sometimes he is just making fun of me (in a loving way of course).
Regardless... They don't look dark enough. I usually use SMU. Go to the bathroom when I get up, then hold it for as long as I can. I drink a little, but only a very small amount to make sure my urine is concentrated.
How long is your cycle? Mine is usually 28 to 30 days and I usually get a positive around CD15 or 16. This month I surged twice though, again on the CD22. Must not have O'd on my first positive.