Out Of Petrol

Wobbles

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A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol," the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my petrol tank"?

The bee answered,

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Brilliant! :D I don't think I can ever look at BP the same way again.
 
:haha:

My OH work at a garage that sells fuel, Im soo going down there to tell this joke!! xx
 

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