Braxton hicks were never painful for me with any of my boys, just a bit uncomfortable. I tended to get them when I was up and moving, but that was later on in the third trimester. I don't think I ever got them so early.
Can you imagine introducing yourself with one of those names? "Hi, my name is Awesome. No, really. I'm Awesome. No I'm not self centered, I'm just Awesome!"

Anyone mean enough to name their kid Chunky should be slapped!
Here are the names of my boys: Mallory, Madison, Christian, Jadon, and Gavin. Shortly after I named my second son the name Madison became a very popular girls name (It always bugs me when parents steal boy names for girls, just a pet peeve of mine) so he goes by his middle name, Tyler. If we have another boy we're thinking of Mason, if its a girl, Gloriana.
I don't remember if I said this or not, but my nurse told me my progesterone went up to 29.1, so I'm very happy about that. I thought for sure she was going to tell me it went down, but nope, up it went!
I think you ladies are crazy with all your belly measurements.

Easy to tell that you're all thin. Us big girls think your bump measurements are skinny.
