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Request for a raise

Wobbles

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.

Dear Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire long before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
11. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management
 
Wobbles™ said:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire long before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
11. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Wobbles you have met my husband then? LOL
 
:shock: Dizzy take the viagra OFF him :lol:

:rofl: that's true!
 
quote="Wobbles™"]
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

Tam if only!!! LOL
 
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Fantastic! And sooooo true!!! lol!

xox
 

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