I love the exlax brownies idea! ha ha ha My husband always jokes about me poisoning him ( i guess it's the pms tee hee) . I tell him if i was poisoning you dear you would be dead already. Another idea is poison ivy sap in his underwear-aw man that would be really mean.
personally how I feel about oh tonight if I cut off the crusts from his sandwich I'd want to shove em up his nose.