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Should kids witness childbirth

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place........ smack his ass again.

If you didn't laugh on this one, there's no help for you..
 

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