Silly things our Fellas have said ...

[Bambi1985]

Not my OH but a male friend. We were talking about baby baths

Him: How do empty it?
Me: I just tip it out into the bath.
Him: Oh, so it's not plumbed in then

 

[Ezza]

Not my OH but a male friend. We were talking about baby baths

Him: How do empty it?
Me: I just tip it out into the bath.
Him: Oh, so it's not plumbed in then

 

[jenny_wren]

Not my OH but a male friend. We were talking about baby baths

Him: How do empty it?
Me: I just tip it out into the bath.
Him: Oh, so it's not plumbed in then

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[Tamara]

These are brilliant!!!

My OH came out with some brilliant lines when I was pregnant with Noah. After I had Noah they showed him to us and let me hold him for a minute before they took him off. When he went off Hubby whispered in my ear, I think there is something wrong with him, he is grey. He looked so serious too I couldn't stop laughing!

 

[Tamara]

Oh and I just remembered!! Just before Noah was born we got a new bathroom suite put in. We were at his Mum's one day and his sister asked me if we were going to have a baby shower and Hubby said "What? We only ordered an adult bath with an attached shower thing." He was so clueless about baby things!
Oh and the first time Noah cried Hubby just looked at him and said, he sounds a bit like a doll. :doh:

 

[tallybee]

Haha brilliant

 

[Kelloggz187]

Things my OH has said:
- When talking about giving up smoking, he said he would start with just cutting down because he wouldn't be able to manage going "cold chicken" lol
- After I had Mia, he arranged a "head warming" session lol
- He once had a filling done with no 'pain relief' because when he "got jabbed with the numbing stuff" it didn't work lol
- He thought the words to The Kooks' 'Naive' were "I know she knows I'm not Teddy Ruxpin' lol
- Me: "Shall we get 'Sunflowers' (Van Gogh) for the baby's bedroom?" (we were on team yellow, so Mia's bedroom is yellow and I thought Sunflowers would go nicely), OH: "No, EVERYBODY has got 'Sunflowers', we'll get 'Starry Starry Night", Me: "who do you know who has 'Sunflowers'?", OH: "Nobody" lol
xx

 

[lucy_x]

not mine but my sisters

" nobody says taught anymore, thats the olden days its teached..."
We literally had to show him on google that teahed isnt a word

 

[polo_princess]

The other day me and OH had this convo ...

Him "Im gona get me one of those blueberry phones i reckon"
Me "Ummm do you mean a blackberry?"
Him "Oh, yeah, thats the one"

I was pissing myself for aaaages

 

[samface182]

my OH says silly things everyday.

he kept complaining about a spot he had on his lip the other day, and i told him it looked like a coldsore. he replied 'how can it be a coldsore, i don't have a cold!?'

he once asked me if you can burn water by boiling it loads of times

i can't think of more, but i'll come back