I'm sitting here eating veggie chips and watching Dr. Phil, counting down the final five minutes until I have to get Lane up from her nap.
Today at the beach there was this grandma with her two toddler grandkids. Lane and I are walking in the water and she comes over and says, "I wouldn't let her go in there; there was a sewage leak over at Marina Park".
I say, "yeah, but the city has been here to test the water and it came back clean"
Her: (pauses), "well, I'm keeping my kids out of the water."
Me: (shrugs) "okay"
Meanwhile, it's nearly 85 degrees and her poor two grandkids are chomping at the bit to get in the lake, and she's holding them both back by the wrists. Geez, grandma, way to dangle the bait. Sheesh.