Charlotte-j
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Man in bed reading a book with his wife. His hand moves to tease her p***y. "You want sex?" she says, "no" he replies, "just wanna wet my finger to turn the page."
Dustman knocks on japanese mans door. Where's your bin? I bin to toilet. No you misunderstand, where's your wheely bin? Ok, says the jap, i wheely bin aving a w**k.
Essex girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator, the man says choose from our range from the wall. She says I'll take the red one, he says that's a f***ing fire extinguisher
There is hot sex, oral sex, fruit sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, group sex, kinky sex, and for people with a face like yours, there's wa**ing
paddy shows a girl the R + L labels on his wellies, explaining that
they mean right and left, she replies "oh now i understand the C+A label in me thong"............. think about it!!
Old Mrs Jackson goes down to her doctor's surgery to try and get a Viagra prescription for her ageing husband.
Doctor agrees to writing him a subscription but first he is duty bound to explain about Viagra.
"Well Mrs Jackson, it comes in three strengths... 25% is ok, 50% is pretty good and the 100% strength... well you won't be getting a wink of sleep I promise!"
Mrs Jackson thinks quietly to herself for a while "I'll take the 25% please Doctor. It's only to stop him pissing on his slippers!!"
On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
Dustman knocks on japanese mans door. Where's your bin? I bin to toilet. No you misunderstand, where's your wheely bin? Ok, says the jap, i wheely bin aving a w**k.
Essex girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator, the man says choose from our range from the wall. She says I'll take the red one, he says that's a f***ing fire extinguisher
There is hot sex, oral sex, fruit sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, group sex, kinky sex, and for people with a face like yours, there's wa**ing
paddy shows a girl the R + L labels on his wellies, explaining that
they mean right and left, she replies "oh now i understand the C+A label in me thong"............. think about it!!
Old Mrs Jackson goes down to her doctor's surgery to try and get a Viagra prescription for her ageing husband.
Doctor agrees to writing him a subscription but first he is duty bound to explain about Viagra.
"Well Mrs Jackson, it comes in three strengths... 25% is ok, 50% is pretty good and the 100% strength... well you won't be getting a wink of sleep I promise!"
Mrs Jackson thinks quietly to herself for a while "I'll take the 25% please Doctor. It's only to stop him pissing on his slippers!!"
On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
