Sure signs you are living in a canibal village

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  1. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    Census form reads "1000...999...998...997...996.." and has lots of crossing out in Biro

    Villagers keep measuring your waist and shaking their heads

    Everyone you meet says, "I'd love to have you for dinner soon!"

    Keep finding sprigs of parsley on your pillow

    Your house is at the corner of Hannibal and Lector

    Your parents never tell you where the meatloaf comes from

    Huge ladle next to the "hot tub"

    Every time you take a nap, you wake up with someone chewing on your leg.

    Diced carrots, cellery, and fresh parsley floating in the local swimming pool.

    Local restaurant has overstock of fava beans and lentils

    People are always telling you mustard is good for your complexion

    Playboy magazines double as restaurant menus

    The Denny's sign says, "Now serving Bob"

    Billboards: "Pork. The Other Other White Meat"

    Instead of white or dark meat, its "blonde or brunette"

    Hannibal is re-elected as mayor for the third time

    Is custom to wear nutrition info about you on your back.

    Leader promises "A Chicagoan in Every Pot!"

    Most Popular Book: To Serve Man (Its a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!!)

    On your date, she asks if she can eat YOU
     
  2. HB

    HB Guest

    haha!!!
    I love it!!!!

    They're all so good!!! lol @ playboy doubling as a menu!!!

    xox
     
  3. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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