The Husband Store

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  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    The Husband Store

    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
    Husbands.
    When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
    instructions at
    the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors
    and
    the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
    next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!


    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
    jobs.

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
    are
    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
    Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    Have
    Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have
    A
    Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
    6th
    floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
    store
    just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
     
  2. Imi

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    LMFAO!!!

    Thats real funny!

    xxx
     
  3. Era

    Era Active Member

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    LOL! This is great! Thanks so much for the laugh! It was SO needed lol
     
  4. Trinity

    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    LOL .. thats a good one.
     

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