Warning - rude! lmao! The cab driver......

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  1. tootsy1987

    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."

    The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."

    "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.

    "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"

    "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
     
  2. tootsy1987

    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    tansey Finally a Mummy!

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    Ema Mummy :) xxx

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    cat_g mum of 2

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    lol thts a gud 1
     
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    princess_bump Happy Wife & Mumma!

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  7. AppleBlossom

    AppleBlossom Guest

    Haha, I've heard this joke before but it was a bus driver not a cab driver :rofl:
     
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    tasha41 Mum & Dad + 1

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    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    heard it but it still gets me :lol:
     
  10. BabyL0Ve

    BabyL0Ve Guest

    omg ahahhahaha thats a good one
     
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