when us girls (yvanne) drink too much

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  1. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
    BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
    HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALISE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
    HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

    5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
    MUCH.

    6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG

    PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

    8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

    9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
    JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

    10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
    KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

    11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

    12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
    WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
     
  2. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    :rofl: YEP....Thats Me (in my younger days):rofl:
     
  3. Imi

    Imi .

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    LMFAOOOO!!!

    All that is scarily true!!!

    xxx
     
  4. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    ticks off list...

    point being.....
     
  5. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    just read this and oh my god the memnories are rushing back!
     

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