Worst baby names you've heard

[HarlaHorse]

Name I hate the most... Shannon.

Isn't that your name x_amour?

I honestly want to slap mums that name their boys 'Dick' or name their girls 'Fanny,' its like, seriously, you don't think that kid is going to get bashed everyday of its life? Don't want to offend anyone

 

[x__amour]

Name I hate the most... Shannon.

Isn't that your name x_amour?

Yes.
Hate it.

 

[emyandpotato]

Name I hate the most... Shannon.

Isn't that your name x_amour?

I honestly want to slap mums that name their boys 'Dick' or name their girls 'Fanny,' its like, seriously, you don't think that kid is going to get bashed everyday of its life? Don't want to offend anyone

I think when Fanny was popular it didn't have the slang meaning. You never know, a name like Olivia might be slang for something icky in a decade

Dick is short for Richard which isn't bad as names go.

 

[HarlaHorse]

Name I hate the most... Shannon.

Isn't that your name x_amour?

I honestly want to slap mums that name their boys 'Dick' or name their girls 'Fanny,' its like, seriously, you don't think that kid is going to get bashed everyday of its life? Don't want to offend anyone

I think when Fanny was popular it didn't have the slang meaning. You never know, a name like Olivia might be slang for something icky in a decade

Dick is short for Richard which isn't bad as names go.

Yeah, well I guess you have a point!

Oh really, I didn't know that. I think my heart would still go out for the kids with the name Dick now, even a middle name. It's like seriously, whats that kids nickname going to be?

 

[charlotte88]

Name I hate the most... Shannon.

Isn't that your name x_amour?

I honestly want to slap mums that name their boys 'Dick' or name their girls 'Fanny,' its like, seriously, you don't think that kid is going to get bashed everyday of its life? Don't want to offend anyone

My cousins little girls call thier lady bits "Lily" so now whenever i hear someone who called thier child Lily i cant help but think of it as a tad rude haha

xx

 

[we can't wait]

I've never heard of someone calling their bits 'Lily.' My sister-in-law has her kids call their lady bits their 'tootie.' I hate it! lol. I don't really know what I'm going to have LO say to refer to her bits?

 

[xSarahM]

I've never heard of someone calling their bits 'Lily.' My sister-in-law has her kids call their lady bits their 'tootie.' I hate it! lol. I don't really know what I'm going to have LO say to refer to her bits?

I know this makes me sound creepy. But i've thought about what our girly will call hers. Like with Ledger i think his will just be his 'willy'. But in my family, all my cousins called girl parts something different! Daisy, moo, fufu, etc..

 

[oOskittlesOo]

Lol our family calls farts "foosies" loveee that one. me and FOB called ours "hims and hers" LOL.

 

[kcnyx]

Random thought. Some celebrities name their babies some weird ass names.

Like Pilot Inskepkter?

 

[we can't wait]

Sarah-- That doesn't make you sound weird. I've thought about it, too... I just can't think of anything that I'd like for her to use. I may just refer to them as lady bits? Ugh, I don't know yet.

Skye-- This is so weird... but I hate the word "fart." I have no idea why, I just can't bring myself to say if out loud! I say super dorky things like 'flatulate' or 'toot.'

 

[xSarahM]

Sarah-- That doesn't make you sound weird. I've thought about it, too... I just can't think of anything that I'd like for her to use. I may just refer to them as lady bits? Ugh, I don't know yet.

Skye-- This is so weird... but I hate the word "fart." I have no idea why, I just can't bring myself to say if out loud! I say super dorky things like 'flatulate' or 'toot.'

I know but i think 'Lady Bits' just sound so.. Blatant? Idk?

About the wind subject, my cousins are from London and they say 'guff'. Its so funny in their accent! I'm used to saying Fart, as i have an OH which does just that ALOT. And whenever i complain he just says, "you've gotta learn to love it!"

 

[oOskittlesOo]

Hahahaha toot! idk where these words come from, but they're strange.. Lol. I think that one came from my little cousin Morgan who's 14, she said it forever and now everyone does!!

 

[we can't wait]

Lady bits does sound really blatant... I just don't know which slang nickname I find appropriate. I should start a thread about this somewhere. Or that could be weird.

Bahahaha, Sarah You gotta learn to love it. You poor thing! My DH passes air a lot, too. I try to ignore him. Lol.
I would have said toot again, but I wouldn't want to send Skye into another fit of giggles.

 

[oOskittlesOo]

Hahahaha it just sounds so funny!! Toot!! Reminds me of that ryme "beans beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot!"
lol I wanna do a thread about it too Kelly. I think I'll start one in here, if you don't m ind me stealing of course

 

[Lexilove]

weird I just read an article on what people call their bits https://www.babble.com/toddler/todd...etween-boys-and-girls-toddler-potty-training/

 

[we can't wait]

Haha, I've heard that rhyme, too. Of course I don't mind you starting the thread, Skye. You know I'm not really a thread-starter. I'm just more of a 'commenting' kind of girl. lol

Lexi, thanks for sharing! "My daughter stood up from the potty and reached down. I thought she was scratching. But then I realized she was trying to shake herself off — just like daddy!" I can't actually picture using any of those names though... Va-Jay-Jay and Bo-Jang-Go just sound weird. & the experts apparently say to use the anatomically correct name... But I can't picture myself talking to my one year old with the word vagina. That's more blatant that 'lady bits!'

 

[Lexilove]

Haha, I've heard that rhyme, too. Of course I don't mind you starting the thread, Skye. You know I'm not really a thread-starter. I'm just more of a 'commenting' kind of girl. lol

Lexi, thanks for sharing! "My daughter stood up from the potty and reached down. I thought she was scratching. But then I realized she was trying to shake herself off — just like daddy!" I can't actually picture using any of those names though... Va-Jay-Jay and Bo-Jang-Go just sound weird. & the experts apparently say to use the anatomically correct name... But I can't picture myself talking to my one year old with the word vagina. That's more blatant that 'lady bits!'

Vagina just icks me out and lady bits is pretty bad too. Va-Jay-Jay is kinda ok though, we have some time to decide haha.

 

[birdiex]

Haha, I've heard that rhyme, too. Of course I don't mind you starting the thread, Skye. You know I'm not really a thread-starter. I'm just more of a 'commenting' kind of girl. lol

Lexi, thanks for sharing! "My daughter stood up from the potty and reached down. I thought she was scratching. But then I realized she was trying to shake herself off — just like daddy!" I can't actually picture using any of those names though... Va-Jay-Jay and Bo-Jang-Go just sound weird. & the experts apparently say to use the anatomically correct name... But I can't picture myself talking to my one year old with the word vagina. That's more blatant that 'lady bits!'

Vagina just icks me out and lady bits is pretty bad too. Va-Jay-Jay is kinda ok though, we have some time to decide haha.

If my LO's a girl, I was going to call it a Twinkie or a Minnie. Vagina is technically wrong, because it refers to the inside parts of your ladybits, the outside is the Vulva. At a baby's age, the actual "vagina" parts don't work.

 

[we can't wait]

Twinkie weirds me out because of the food. The search for a normal word for 'lady parts' will never end. :wacko
In the article the experts mentioned refering to it as the vagina. Not sure why though, since, technically, you're right.

 

[vinteenage]

We say "tittle".