You know you are a little TTC crazy when...

[Lady H]

Hi Ladies

It has been a relief to find this forum and has put my mind at rest that some of the things that have been going on in my head are normal for someone TTC.

I thought it would be funny to share some of those things so we can help others in the same situation (and have a little chuckle at ourselves too) So what are some of the things you think or do when TTC....?

One from me, you know you are a little TTC crazy when...you spend so much time checking your bb's to see if they are tender that you make them tender!

Next...

 

[All crossed]

When you go to the toilet just so you can check for cm!

 

[Mazzy17]

When you tell husband off for shouting as it might make the egg and tiddlers nervous

 

[8buzzybee8]

When you tell husband off for shouting as it might make the egg and tiddlers nervous

Amazing!!

You know you're ttc Crazy when you have more hpts and opks in your bathroom than Tampax!

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when your idea of seduction is to SCREAM from the bedroom, "Honey, NOW!!!!"

 

[Mazzy17]

You know you're TTC crazy when your idea of seduction is to SCREAM from the bedroom, "Honey, NOW!!!!"

I just point upstairs!

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when your bedside table looks like a sophisticated mobile fertility lab...CBFM monitor, OPK's, Prenatal vitamins, BBT thermometer, pre-seed tube and applicators, softcups, and a Clomid prescription.

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when you get caught in the restroom probing your hoo-ha, checking your cervical position as if it were the last unknown piece of undocumented territory in the world.

 

[Mrs Bee]

You know your ttc crazy when you know which cycle day it is but not the day of the week!

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when basal body temperature trends, your cervical mucus, the cycle day, and your OPK results are being discussed regularly at the dinner table.

 

[blessedlife]

You know you're TTC crazy when your DH says he's too tired and you tell him to suck it up!

P.S. LOVE this thread!

 

[blessedlife]

You know you're TTC crazy when your bedside table looks like a sophisticated mobile fertility lab...CBFM monitor, OPK's, Prenatal vitamins, BBT thermometer, pre-seed tube and applicators, softcups, and a Clomid prescription.

Sooo true!

 

[Mazzy17]

You know you're TTC crazy when your DH says he's too tired and you tell him to suck it up!

P.S. LOVE this thread!

I reply with "tough!"

 

[TFSGirl]

You know you're TTC crazy when you type a "b" in your web browser and your computer completes it as "babyandbump.com"

You know you're TTC crazy when you have BBTs placed strategically all over the house (and work) so that no matter where you happen to be when you wake up you can grab one and test your temp.

 

[WGP0909]

you know youre ttc crazy when you spend free time on these forums looking for any symptom you may have that others have & thinking youre pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when every time you fart, it's not from that bean burrito you just ate, it may actually mean you're pregnant.

 

[wookie130]

You know you're TTC crazy when you're LOOKING FORWARD to choking down some Robitussin cough syrup to improve your cervical mucus.

 

[wookie130]

You know you are TTC crazy when you start to notice that you may quite possibly be the last woman alive sitting next to you at work who is not obscenely pregnant, munching on pickle spears.

 

[blessedlife]

You know you're TTC crazy when every time you fart, it's not from that bean burrito you just ate, it may actually mean you're pregnant.

You know you're TTC crazy when you're LOOKING FORWARD to choking down some Robitussin cough syrup to improve your cervical mucus.

 

[wookie130]

You may be TTC crazy when you find yourself cursing and yelling at the expectant mothers on TLC's "A Baby Story."