your mum

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

 

[Morgenstern]

yo mamas so fat that when she farts al gore accuses her of global warming

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

 

[daddy2b]

Your mommas so fat, when she stepped onto the road and I had to swerve around her, I ran out of petrol.

 

[Morgenstern]

Yo mamas so fat that sir mix alot decieded he doesnt like big buts and he aint lyin

 

[cabaretmum2b]

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[MrsPoodle]

Your momma's so fat that she sat on a pound coin and a bogey came out the queen's nose

 

[hawalkden]

Your mum is so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub

 

[sg0720]

your mamas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continuted

 

[babyhopesxx]

Your mums so fat her belt size is equator

Your mums so fat she has her picture taken by satellite