your mum

[xdaniellexpx]

is so stupid she tripped over the wire of a cordless phone





keep em cumiin

 

[CRWx]

your mum is so old she has a bible signed by jesus

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Your mums like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

 

[jenny_wren]

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ...
She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.


had to be done

sorry ​

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

 

[jenny_wren]

Your momma's so dumb the computer said
press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

​

 

[CRWx]

your mums so stupid she threw a coin at the floor and missed

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

 

[jenny_wren]

Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.



​

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

 

[jenny_wren]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.​

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

 

[jenny_wren]

Yo mama so old that when God said let
there be light, she hit the switch!​

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

 

[Morgenstern]

yo mama is so stupid she thought tupac shequer was a jewish holiday

 

[xdaniellexpx]

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

 

[CRWx]

your mommas so stupid she went to a club that said over 18's only and she went and got 17 friends

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off

 

[xdaniellexpx]

Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

 

[Morgenstern]

yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie