20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

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  1. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
    Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Bin On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
    Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors".
    Do this even for the utility company payments!

    7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
    Answer.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
    Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
    Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
    Hard.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The Cash Machine, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Car Park,
    Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
    Going To Have To Let One Of You Go".

    20. Always Remember To Wink At Friends aAnd Family

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  2. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    LOL Nutter
     

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