phew that's a relief, last month I took complete leave of my senses and ended up crying over barefoot contessa and her lemon chicken she was making for her husband.. bad times! Yeah it is neg a little lighter still this morning, pos line still as faint... it shouldnt be called ttc, it should be trying my patience while ttc.
lol bless ya! Read that second para while taking a drink of tea ... while it didn't shoot out my nose in an amusing fashion I did nearly choke! urgh its so rubbish isn't it, people didn't visit us for a month after the wedding, they expected us to be tied up.. probably meant that literally the sickos but it just wasn't like that. last night and i'm typing this with a red face was a case of "pamela we really should", "we could just wait til tomorrow" "no love best just get yer knickers off" "urgh you get the lights" - without a word of a lie (I also tried to start a game of eye spy - it did not work).
Whoever designed the female body really didn't think it through, was a dodgy blue print they had, cause ov time I get bloated, cranky and when you're either of those you really can't be bothered. I'm sod's law personified, about 5 days after ov is when I do feel like it.
Oh I've not been to the bingo in years!! my wee nana used to go every wed with her wee pal jean, so when the dementia really kicked in and she still wanted to go, I'd take them.. was much fun! wee jean was always sozzled and nana well we had to pretend her black currant cordial was red wine cause she wasn't allowed to drink with the pills she was on. she'd feign drunkenness, bless her wee old cotton socks! Hope you are lucky tonight
Then treat yourself to something nice
& if not, well I hope you're saving that luck for your next opk that you take!
xxx