ummm iv got some salami in the fridge?
lol
i never thought i liked salami...then i got a German boyfriend and had a kid with him lol
that just reminded me of one of the first times OH met my mum...
Funny Story time guys! Settle round....just to clarify this is 100% true, no exagerations i promise. My mum is the most innocent person possible, i wouldnt believe this off ne1 else but her lol....
The 3 of us went to an italian restaraunt and one of the starters was some italian cold meat platter or something...which got my mum talking...
M "mmm Kristina u like these sausage things dont u?"
K "mm yup"
M "Yeh, i always thought u didnt like it until she started going out with you, u have it all the time at his house don't you?"
(realsising things are going down a bad road)
K "sometimes..."
C "*snigger*"
M (totally innocently) "what? I mean you've reall got Kristina into German Sausage! He has hasnt he?"
Cav was pissing himself behind his menu, i was desperatly trying to keep a str8 face, she looked desperatly confused
OH did very well not commenting, apart from slipping in 'yeh she likes the sausage at my house'
I xplained it to my stepdad in front of her later and he cracked up (shes famouse for 'not getting it' and she was all confused....i asked her 'what could be the problem with telling my german boyfriend he has got me into german sauage?'
she looked like she was gonna melt
xxxxxx