miss charlie
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That bloody film has got a lot to answer for!!! LOL!
...haha but when I say 'ship shape' I mean working not that they look like a boat!! LOL! Mind you I don't know the other half keeps sneaking looks at my bits when ever he can and grinning...big bloody kid!
.... lie there wondering 'was that the one', 'has our baby just be conceived' (even though I know it doesn't happen straight away). I do EVERY time I also picture the little swimmers going for it Look who's talking style, all shouting at each other to get to the egg!!! Hopefully one of them one day will shout 'I've done it, I'm in!!'
btw I also got shouted at the other day for not being speedy enough with the pillow under the bum and I quote "quick quick quick they're getting away....."
I think there would be a market for some sort of device that funnelled the swimmers right up thru the cervix, past the uterus and dropped them off right in front of the egg. As long as it wasn't painful, I'd buy one... then again, mabye the pain wouldn't matter considering everything else we go through and are willing to do!
Now, Laides, if any of you are wondering what sorts of straws and funnels you can rustle up outta the kitchen, I reccommend taking a deep breath and coming back down to earth. I was only kidding!
btw I also got shouted at the other day for not being speedy enough with the pillow under the bum and I quote "quick quick quick they're getting away....."
I think there would be a market for some sort of device that funnelled the swimmers right up thru the cervix, past the uterus and dropped them off right in front of the egg. As long as it wasn't painful, I'd buy one... then again, mabye the pain wouldn't matter considering everything else we go through and are willing to do!
Now, Laides, if any of you are wondering what sorts of straws and funnels you can rustle up outta the kitchen, I reccommend taking a deep breath and coming back down to earth. I was only kidding!
Now that's a good idea, the bnb girls should market it - we could make millions!!!