Anyone NOT reading 50 shades... ? lol

[bluebell]

I haven't either...I was a little bit tempted by the hype but from what I can gather the type of bloke Christian Grey is, is not my cup of tea at all

xx

 

[fidgets mammy]

me neither-im reading torey hayden then onto two cecelia aherns.

 

[summer rain]

Not interested; I don't read erotic novels anyway but if I did this sounds like a pile of poo, also I know they say don't judge a book by its cover but the cover on this one truly is like it is off someone's GCSE English presentation-so cannot help but judge, sorry! xx

 

[MrsWest]

I've never even heard of it until the other day at work! So no i'm not reading it

 

[vaniilla]

I've not read it! erotic novels aren't my cup of tea either, I really don't know how its become so big, I've just looked it up on wiki and its supposedly sold 20 million copies worldwide, just when I thought I got closer to understand people

 

[Gunnhilde]

I'm not reading it. I lived the sub/dom lifestyle since I was 11 or so and it isn't the way I've chosen to live with DF because it is an unhealthy choice for me. I don't really want to read a book about it and I don't understand what all the hype is about.

 

[HellBunny]

I read 6 pages, and honestly i thought it was a pile of sh*t! Read the rude bits, didn't appeal to me

 

[hakunamatata]

Haha totally not interested either.

 

[Twister]

Even my mum has started reading it! I found a copy in the living room this morning, ultimate CRINGE!

 

[tallybee]

Even my mum has started reading it! I found a copy in the living room this morning, ultimate CRINGE!

Yesterday's Metro described it as 'mummy porn' in a piece about libraries ordering extra copies

 

[Twister]

Ugh, I feel sick! makes me not want to read it even more now! Not that that's a bad thing.

 

[tallybee]

yeah I put that 50 shades of chav thing on FB and got accused of having read the book, I had to point out I didn't actually write it

 

[morri]

I don't . To me it sounds like 'twilight for adults' seriously. I don't trust fads in books or book series so I won't read it it. I am not into that type of novel anyway.

 

[Logan's Mum]

Im not reading it either, I have enough dirty thoughts not to need to read some badly written "porn" story

 

[sapphire1]

I used to work in libraries - I really wouldn't want to imagine our average customer reading that

 

[tallybee]

I used to work in libraries - I really wouldn't want to imagine our average customer reading that

 

[tallybee]

50 shades of beige

If there was ever a book worthy of a parody, it's Fifty Shades of Grey. In Book One this parody trilogy by Reid Mockery, the laughs come hard and frequent. (No pun intended) If you read the real book, you will be delighted with this light hearted alternate version.

Our lead character is Annis Thesia. She's not that great looking, terribly naive and has fallen hard for Bobby Beige, Pittsburg's most eligible billionaire. The comic sexual exploits of this bizarre relationship will keep you going as you dive into the wild world of kinky sex with two total idiots.

Unlike others, this parody stands on it’s own as a quick-reading fun little romp. While based on the best-selling trilogy, it has it’s own unique wickedness, sense of humor and dialogue.

Warning: It does contain some foul language and very weird sex acts. This is seriously messed up while being very funny. This is a full 35,000 word mini-novel, that can be read in a few hours. It may make you murmur.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-Beige-Mockery-ebook/dp/B007YV3172

 

[Nic1107]

God, no. I've read an excerpt and the writing in just that bit didn't promise much for the rest of the book. Same with Twilight; I took it off the shelf, glanced at a page and put it back. As for the romance/sex, I'll read Nora Roberts if I fancy overdramatic love affairs and heaving bosoms.

 

[sparkles86]

I really do want to read it but I am on the 4th Harry Potter book, so want to get them finished before I start on owt else!

 

[Gunnhilde]

I really do want to read it but I am on the 4th Harry Potter book, so want to get them finished before I start on owt else!

You just made my day with that.

Oh, I miss Yorkshire so.