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Aussies trying to get duffered aged 20+ !!!

Morning ladies!!! Honestly I have spent so long trying to catch up this morning! DH rolled over to see me on my ipod and said did you even go to sleep? Haha

Had a bit of a mare too, well blonde moment! I usually drive to work in bare feet and its about half an hour then put my heels on when I get to work. Except, this morning??? No shoes!!! So que me driving all the way home again! Still made it to my desk for 902 :lol:

So what about that 15 year old!!! As soon as I read that, I was like, watch yourself!!! :lol: Made me laugh to see your reactions, I mean, could you be any further off the mark!!! Rant over!

2mums - I was fascinated by your tales and love the little 3 part installments to keep us on the edge of our seats! :lol: Especially love 'baby batter'! Can I use that???

Angel + Newbie I still have high hopes for you guys, especially with your symptoms Newbie! FX massively for you!! And everyone else in the 2ww!!

I have a job lol but I'm already leaving so what are they gonna do?? Fire me??? :lol:

Ok so today I feel revitalised, I was hungry for breakfast and am meeting my lovely dad for lunch today! He is the one I am going to miss the most! But he says it will be an adventure so I have to go and see! Got my leaving party tomorrow night and helping to bail my mums hay tomorrow afternoon so might find it a bit tight for time to check in for tomorrow!

Kiwi - I am so exactly on the same page as you!!! You are happy for them, who wouldn't be, but it's still never fair!! Still, lets hope this month is our month!!!

Hi to everyone else I didn't mention! Love to all Mwah Xxxxxx
 
Morning jayne, lovely to see you've got some of your chipper back Hun!

I'm a notorious barefoot driver too, and in fact have a pair of "emergency heels" in my office for days such as these!!!!

Hope you have a great day Hun x

Oh, you can add to my symptoms, mega bitch! Just fully lost it at my poor dh who was being difficult about dinner! Oops. I seem to have my zero tolerance cranky pants on!!!
 
OMG I'm going to have to write down the page number when I log out, so I know where to start reading again when I log on next time!

TMI alert for what's below!
Two nice lines on the OPK a bit early as it's CD12 but will be putting DH to work later anyway. I have to work 6am tomorrow so it's now or never... It's so hard to know when to strike with the rumpy-pumpy, especially as we are a bit older and DH needs (ahem) a long 'recovery time' between sessions :)
Our SA results were pretty crap, I always put it down to DH's nerves. The nurse stood outside the door of his cubicle the whole time, I think he only squeezed out a measly droplet or two. They weren't letting me anywhere near the cubicle so no 'helping' possible, but I think that's a brilliant idea!
 
Ooooh, gl maddy catching that egg!

That's terrible bout the nurse! Surely they understand these things can be a bit awkward for our fellas and could just give them some privacy!!!

FX for a may baby for you too x
 
Oh Jayne :rofl: That is why I love pubic transport :haha: Never forget your shows then :winkwink:

Maddy - You get to it girl :sex: I am waiting onmy old goat to come home from work (and evern though we are technically "fighting" he is getting RAPED in the sack (no pun intended) hehehe :haha: Oh and I hear ya about the bloody page number haha Bloody chatter boxes :blush: hehe
 
Jayne- so happy to see you happier, and umm forgetting your shoes..priceless, i am guilty of that, i rock up to the gym in flip flops, oopsy!! Your party and time with your mum and dad sound just perfect, enjoy every second!!!
Glad you enjoyed my story, i enjoy telling it to those that want to hear and are curious! Baby batter is all yours, i actually stole it from another lesbian couple, but its just perfect, actually makes the stuff sound decent :haha::haha:
Llmp- a day with your girls sounds wonderful, although the norm! And how cute is Poppy, asking where your cake and presents were!! Adorable! I hope you have a very enjoyable night out with your friends!!! :flower::flower::flower:
:jo: been thinking about angel too, but bc she keeps popping in on the list, i still think she's just busy working away and will come in and show her face soon, and if that :witch: knows whats good for her she will have stayed away from our angel!!!
Maddy- your poor hubby!! that nurse deserves a swift kick up the clacker!! but you get on that :sex::sex::sex::sex::sex:
 
:jo: i think you can add pregnant to your symptom list! then DH will understand too!! so whats for dinner at your house?
 
Oh Jayne :rofl: That is why I love pubic transport :haha: Never forget your shows then :winkwink:

Maddy - You get to it girl :sex: I am waiting onmy old goat to come home from work (and evern though we are technically "fighting" he is getting RAPED in the sack (no pun intended) hehehe :haha: Oh and I hear ya about the bloody page number haha Bloody chatter boxes :blush: hehe

Thanks melainey thats reeeeeaaaaalllllll helpful!!!! :lol:

Ok I'm about to rant again! So its actually a hot day in the uk for once so I wear a dress! But, I sit in a room with 4 sweaty men who insist on having the AC like a f***** fridge in here!!!! Its ridiculous!!! I think people in the uk are allergic to hot weather!!!! Can't wait until I'm in oz!!! It's making my good mood slither away!!!! GGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
:jo: i think you can add pregnant to your symptom list! then DH will understand too!! so whats for dinner at your house?

Hahaahaa....nah, he's just being a difficult shit cos he's had a shit week...that's nice dear, now get over it and cook me dinner!!!

Hehehehehe...the truth is that I'm feeling tired and lazy and can't be arsed to get off the lounge so he's stuck with my jobs tonight!

The menu? Roasted pork loin in sage and onion seasoning with steamed greens....mmmmmmm
 
Jayne- so happy to see you happier, and umm forgetting your shoes..priceless, i am guilty of that, i rock up to the gym in flip flops, oopsy!! Your party and time with your mum and dad sound just perfect, enjoy every second!!!
Glad you enjoyed my story, i enjoy telling it to those that want to hear and are curious! Baby batter is all yours, i actually stole it from another lesbian couple, but its just perfect, actually makes the stuff sound decent :haha::haha:
Llmp- a day with your girls sounds wonderful, although the norm! And how cute is Poppy, asking where your cake and presents were!! Adorable! I hope you have a very enjoyable night out with your friends!!! :flower::flower::flower:
:jo: been thinking about angel too, but bc she keeps popping in on the list, i still think she's just busy working away and will come in and show her face soon, and if that :witch: knows whats good for her she will have stayed away from our angel!!!
Maddy- your poor hubby!! that nurse deserves a swift kick up the clacker!! but you get on that :sex::sex::sex::sex::sex:


Thanks! I'm trying to soak up as much family time as I can!!

Maddy _ GET ON IT!!!!! My DH always accuses me of being a :sex: addict!! :lol: But :sex: is just the best!!! Cant wait for :witch: to get out of here so we can get beck to it hehe!!
 
:jo: i think you can add pregnant to your symptom list! then DH will understand too!! so whats for dinner at your house?

Hahaahaa....nah, he's just being a difficult shit cos he's had a shit week...that's nice dear, now get over it and cook me dinner!!!

Hehehehehe...the truth is that I'm feeling tired and lazy and can't be arsed to get off the lounge so he's stuck with my jobs tonight!

The menu? Roasted pork loin in sage and onion seasoning with steamed greens....mmmmmmm

That sounds amazing!!!! Yummm!!!
 
Lucky I changed hats cos he didn't steam the veggies properly and if :jo: had been in her other hat there might have been trouble!!!

:):):):):):)

Edit: in fairness to me, is it hard to put veggies in steamer, turn dial for time and press start??? Erm. NO!!!!!
 

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