Aussies trying to get duffered aged 20+ !!!

[Newbie32]

Oh, ok...darn it...

 

[Pauls_angel]

Sorry lovelies have not had a chance to jump on all day meetings at recess and lunch and after school then dinner with MIL and now at Capitol theatre about to see 'a chorus line' I know I'll have lots to catch up on tomorrow!!! Update a little more pale spotting but still no AF miss you all terribly! Will jump on before bed to have a quick catch up! Xx

 

[Newbie32]

Yawn

 

[Newbie32]

Sorry lovelies have not had a chance to jump on all day meetings at recess and lunch and after school then dinner with MIL and now at Capitol theatre about to see 'a chorus line' I know I'll have lots to catch up on tomorrow!!! Update a little more pale spotting but still no AF miss you all terribly! Will jump on before bed to have a quick catch up! Xx

Glad you are ok angel and even more glad no af!!

Have a lovely night x

 

[Mum 2 Quigley]

Melainey - those pics are aweomse! I love how you have a nice big fringe with the dread locks - I've never see that before, love it!

Kiwi - yeah, some work, some don't...the ones that do just get on here anyway. lol it's pretty fast paced. It'd good though, cos someone is always online, so everyone can just chat about random stuff and you can just add to what you want to or start your own topic! good times. good news about your friend, but totaklly understand what you mean! a pang of jealousy would go through me!

Newbie - people will gvet on here and get to a point where they think 'i'm not joining here, these girls are a pack of bitches! hahaha we should put a notice in the title of the thread 'BYO Bitch Badge' lol -hahaha about your DH's vegies! haha lucky for him you're changing hats when you leave here! hahaa

LLPM - glad you've had a nice birthday. Poppyis a cutie!

Jayne - haha poor thing, very blonde moment! I wear two layers at work in winter, a shirt then a long vest type thing, part of the uniform, one day i just flat out forgot my vest....looked so weird waling around all day half dressed... work is only 7 mins from home, but i couldn't be stuffed going back. lol At least I had shoes though! hahaha you need a break, you poor love!

Maddy - pretty crap about the nurses... and I don't see why you can't be in there... it's not like you're going to do anything in there that he's not! stupid rules!! As for page numbers, I don't ever sign out, just leave it open all the time, that way I just refresh the page I'm on and it updates.

Angel, glad AF has gone away! Does baby dance still line up with your new Ov date?!

Oh by the way Melainey, did you get the messages before about not using lube as it's bad for spermies?? I just didn't know if you saw or not & thought it was pretty important advice to be passed on!!

 

[Newbie32]

Melainey - those pics are aweomse! I love how you have a nice big fringe with the dread locks - I've never see that before, love it!

Kiwi - yeah, some work, some don't...the ones that do just get on here anyway. lol it's pretty fast paced. It'd good though, cos someone is always online, so everyone can just chat about random stuff and you can just add to what you want to or start your own topic! good times. good news about your friend, but totaklly understand what you mean! a pang of jealousy would go through me!

Newbie - people will gvet on here and get to a point where they think 'i'm not joining here, these girls are a pack of bitches! hahaha we should put a notice in the title of the thread 'BYO Bitch Badge' lol -hahaha about your DH's vegies! haha lucky for him you're changing hats when you leave here! hahaa

LLPM - glad you've had a nice birthday. Poppyis a cutie!

Jayne - haha poor thing, very blonde moment! I wear two layers at work in winter, a shirt then a long vest type thing, part of the uniform, one day i just flat out forgot my vest....looked so weird waling around all day half dressed... work is only 7 mins from home, but i couldn't be stuffed going back. lol At least I had shoes though! hahaha you need a break, you poor love!

Maddy - pretty crap about the nurses... and I don't see why you can't be in there... it's not like you're going to do anything in there that he's not! stupid rules!! As for page numbers, I don't ever sign out, just leave it open all the time, that way I just refresh the page I'm on and it updates.

Angel, glad AF has gone away! Does baby dance still line up with your new Ov date?!


Oh by the way Melainey, did you get the messages before about not using lube as it's bad for spermies?? I just didn't know if you saw or not & thought it was pretty important advice to be passed on!!

Lol mum2q!!

Or maybe they'll just think there's something wrong with Australians. Hehehe...

Gosh I'd love to go to sleep now but 2mums thinks I need to open a can of harden the f@&$ up instead I think!!!!

 

[Melainey]

Would you like me to tuk you in Nanna and read you a bed time story

Mum2Q you are too funny haha Thank you I miss my dreadies something terrible but couldn't imagine getting married with them Stupid I know but it took us about 2 weeks to comb the bloody things out haha soooooo painful!!! Yeah I got the message about the lubey lube thank you

Glad you are ok Angel

As for me I just had an amazing Pork sausage but in my Bun hhehehehehe and tonight was the first time we did NOT have to use lube!! hehehe I think the EPO is working wonders even if it doesn't help conceive it sure does help with the dryness (I have never ever really been overly wet? ) We did use a small bit of saliva at the beginning I am assuming that is ok???

x

 

[Trying2b2mums]

yes! damn straight!!!!

 

[Trying2b2mums]

Would you like me to tuk you in Nanna and read you a bed time story

Mum2Q you are too funny haha Thank you I miss my dreadies something terrible but couldn't imagine getting married with them Stupid I know but it took us about 2 weeks to comb the bloody things out haha soooooo painful!!! Yeah I got the message about the lubey lube thank you

Glad you are ok Angel

As for me I just had an amazing Pork sausage but in my Bun hhehehehehe and tonight was the first time we did NOT have to use lube!! hehehe I think the EPO is working wonders even if it doesn't help conceive it sure does help with the dryness (I have never ever really been overly wet? ) We did use a small bit of saliva at the beginning I am assuming that is ok???

x

you should be right melainey, glad you and dh worked it out! EPO is great isnt it?!

 

[Newbie32]

Would you like me to tuk you in Nanna and read you a bed time story

Mum2Q you are too funny haha Thank you I miss my dreadies something terrible but couldn't imagine getting married with them Stupid I know but it took us about 2 weeks to comb the bloody things out haha soooooo painful!!! Yeah I got the message about the lubey lube thank you

Glad you are ok Angel

As for me I just had an amazing Pork sausage but in my Bun hhehehehehe and tonight was the first time we did NOT have to use lube!! hehehe I think the EPO is working wonders even if it doesn't help conceive it sure does help with the dryness (I have never ever really been overly wet? ) We did use a small bit of saliva at the beginning I am assuming that is ok???

x

Keep the spit to a minimum too missy!! Saliva is bad for spermies too...they are pretty sensitive these little swimmers eh? Can't have this, can't ave that! Don't see our eggs being so particular...just saying...

I'm still awake at least! Solid effort for old hahahha

Edit: I can't talk about going to bed anymore because it makes my eyes close in anticipation!!! It's getting closer to temp time!! Wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo

 

[Melainey]

Hahahaha I LOVE it haha The natural lube is Great

 

[Mum 2 Quigley]

well I started EPO the day before or same day as you, and I am a couple of days behind you in my cycle, but I'm feeling a bit wet too. DH is home, little fella is tucked into bed, house is clean, washing is done, I think I might head in to bed....but not for sleep! haha we will see how the EPO works for me! I know I'm pretty randy! haha

and by the way 2 mums, I read your whole 3 part story out to DH and he was fascinated! thinks it's awesome!

every time I laugh he's like what? who's that? what are they doing? haha he's taking a liking to you girls! I I don't sound like me one day, it's probably him....so if I start being super nice, you'l know something's up! haha

 

[Mum 2 Quigley]

Would you like me to tuk you in Nanna and read you a bed time story

Mum2Q you are too funny haha Thank you I miss my dreadies something terrible but couldn't imagine getting married with them Stupid I know but it took us about 2 weeks to comb the bloody things out haha soooooo painful!!! Yeah I got the message about the lubey lube thank you

Glad you are ok Angel

As for me I just had an amazing Pork sausage but in my Bun hhehehehehe and tonight was the first time we did NOT have to use lube!! hehehe I think the EPO is working wonders even if it doesn't help conceive it sure does help with the dryness (I have never ever really been overly wet? ) We did use a small bit of saliva at the beginning I am assuming that is ok???

x

Keep the spit to a minimum too missy!! Saliva is bad for spermies too...they are pretty sensitive these little swimmers eh? Can't have this, can't ave that! Don't see our eggs being so particular...just saying...

I'm still awake at least! Solid effort for old hahahha

Edit: I can't talk about going to bed anymore because it makes my eyes close in anticipation!!! It's getting closer to temp time!! Wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo

really?!?! I never knew spit was bad... I often do that! I'll be telling him that I need more special attention beforehand! haha lucky me!

 

[Melainey]

Bloody hell haha Our eggs are defo not that fussy hahaha!!

 

[Trying2b2mums]

well I started EPO the day before or same day as you, and I am a couple of days behind you in my cycle, but I'm feeling a bit wet too. DH is home, little fella is tucked into bed, house is clean, washing is done, I think I might head in to bed....but not for sleep! haha we will see how the EPO works for me! I know I'm pretty randy! haha

and by the way 2 mums, I read your whole 3 part story out to DH and he was fascinated! thinks it's awesome!

every time I laugh he's like what? who's that? what are they doing? haha he's taking a liking to you girls! I I don't sound like me one day, it's probably him....so if I start being super nice, you'l know something's up! haha

enjoy!!! we should all do commercials for EPO, sales would be up!!! Im glad your DH enjoyed the story too, it is an interesting one, and one i enjoy more now these days its actually worked finally!!
at him pretending to be you here, hahahahaha
my OH is getting to know most of you all as well, she loves the forum, and loves it for me, it keeps me busy while she needs to study!! but she is always asking me why i laugh randomly!!!

proud of you!!!!

 

[Newbie32]

Yeah I know!

Word is he should NOT go down on you before the rumpy pumpy because saliva is bad!

They're gonna have to bring in the big guns and get that foreplay happening...or if short on time go the sperm friendly lube!!!!

 

[Newbie32]

Thanks 2 mums, it's amazing what an old coot can do when she puts her mind to it!!

 

[Trying2b2mums]

what was the name of that 15 yr old from earlier???

 

[Newbie32]

what was the name of that 15 yr old from earlier???

Erm...something about lovebabyhope?

 

[Newbie32]

Babyhopealive.....