Ladies,
I was just googling some stuff and came across this website....its about a woman who was infertile and after 4 IVF's she got prego. She made a website and has all these funny stories about how crazy women who are ttc are....its tongue in cheek, but totally hilarious! She pokes fun of herself and calls herself the infertile, LOL.
Check it out:
https://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/about/
See below one of her lists, LOL:
Honey, we love you but sometimes we need a little support from you. Here are some suggestions of what NOT to say to your wife:
Can we take a break this month?
My mother wants to give you some fertility advice so I told her you’d call her.
It’s a buddy’s fishing weekend so I might have to miss your ovulation period this month.
Both my ex-girlfriends are pregnant.
They had a sale on red-colored toilet paper so I bought a year’s supply.
Your basal thermometer accidentally fell into the toilet.
The fertility clinic called with your test results but I accidentally deleted the message.
My sister and her boyfriend of three months are pregnant.
Can I use a condom this month?
You look bloated. Are you getting your period?
Do we have to? I’m not in the mood tonight.
I don’t know what’s the rush. We’re still young.
I told my sister you would be happy to plan her baby shower.
Why are you crying? It’s only a period.
Do I really have to do another semen test? It’s so much work!
I’d come with you to your fertility appointment but it’s so early in the morning and I like to sleep in.
Did you gain weight this cycle?
I forgot to put your fertility medication in the refrigerator.
I heard if we just relax, it might happen.
I know we’re saving for IVF but I bought this really awesome video game.
I know I was suppose to remind you to take your HCG shot at exactly 10pm but there was this really funny movie on TV.
You have a lot of zits on your forehead.
Sorry about missing the cup during our IUI.
My co-worker got pregnant after adopting.
I told my sister you’d take her shopping at the maternity store.
Check out my friends cute belly photos on Facebook!
I don’t think your breasts look any bigger.
Are you crying AGAIN?
Angelina and Brad are pregnant again with twins. Isn’t that great?
I think you’re too obsessed about getting pregnant.
I think we should wait a little longer before seeing a fertility specialist.
I know you’re upset about getting your period today but I invited my friend and his kids over for dinner.
Don’t worry hun, we’ll get pregnant next month.
Why do we always have to talk about getting pregnant?
I want to switch back to wearing briefs instead of boxer shorts.
I invited your mother to our fertility counseling session.
What’s a two week wait?
I got us two free tickets to the Baby Show Expo! Want to go?
I invited my mother to your embryo retrieval procedure.
I know you bought that pineapple for yourself but I ate it all.
No. I definitely don’t see two lines.
Can you postpone our IUI until Saturday? Thursday isn’t good for me.
I told my pregnant sister all our potential baby names and she might use one.
Let’s go on vacation and maybe it will just happen!