Crazy lady and her hammer...

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Well,I locked myself out today! :lol:

I had to go to the store and in a crazy post-preggo brain,forgot my keys!
Got back,saw that I don't have my keys with a fluffy one-eyed cat on them,went to the back door,also locked (weird because I don't usually lock them),no spare key under the carpet because my sister took while I was in the hospital.

So...what does every self-respecting modern lady keeps in her purse since not her keys?
Perfume,eye-liner,lip gloss aaaaaaaaand....a HAMMER! :rofl:

So I'm standing on my front porch,a baby in a car seat behind me banging on my front door with a maniacal glow in my eyes (I had to pee really bad and was determined to get in :rofl:).
My neighbor peeks in from her front yard into mine over the fence and stares at me...
'Oh,hello Mrs. Bale *BANG* just forgot my keys *BANG*,lovely begonias you have there....'

So I finally managed to get in,my door have this little 'niggle' you have to do :winkwink:

Hope you girls had a great day! Any stories so I don't feel alone? :dohh:
 
hahah!
can't say i have any stories like that... but yours makes me laugh! lol.
 
:rofl: Oh amy i can just see you now :rofl:.......XxxX
 
:rofl: yeah... I'm just happy Lola was there to see mommy in this proud moment!
 
I have to know..........why did you have a hammer in your purse :rofl:
 
:rofl: God only knows! :shrug:

The stuff I keep in my purse....once I took my purse and went out only to half way realize that my cat is inside :rofl: (she was much smaller than the 20lbs she is now)!

Very weird...I didn't even know I own a hammer!
 
ha ha, what are you like!!! Bless ya, it could only happen to you really!
 
ROFL!

A hammer in your purse! Too funny but it came in handy!

Bet you'll be carrying it around from now on.
 
I'll try but usually when I WANT to bring something with me,thats when I forget it! :rofl:
 
:rofl: how can you carry a cat in your bag without knowing??:rofl:
Could job you did have ghe hammer you didn't know you owned :rofl:
 
:rofl: how can you carry a cat in your bag without knowing??:rofl:
Could job you did have ghe hammer you didn't know you owned :rofl:

:blush: she was still a kitten...thats the only thing I can say in my defense!
 

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